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LEONIDAS RIDES THE BLACK FREIGHTER

I just came from a whirlwind one on one with Watchmen director Zack Snyder here at Comic Con, and while he wouldn’t confirm or deny it, it was obvious that he’s going to cast Gerard Butler as the desperate castaway in The Tales of the Black Freighter, the pirate comic within Watchmen. Maybe. That maybe … Continue reading

THE CHUD KILL LIST #74

Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here. Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88, 87, 86, 85, 84, 83, 82, 81, 80, 79, 78, 77, 76, 75. Enjoy!* # 74 – Return of … Continue reading

NO BETTER BARNABAS

So Johnny Depp’s doing pretty well for himself, isn’t he? The legacy grows as Depp has snapped up the rights to produce and star in a bi-screen adaptation of the beloved Dark Shadows series from yesteryear. As best described, it’s a soap opera about vampires and monsters. Nowhere near as goofy as Buffy and nowhere … Continue reading

DELLAMORTE DOES BO – 7/27/07

I was happy that The Onion picked one of my favorite Simpsons jokes ever as one of theirs ("Are you being ironic?" "I just don’t know any more!") But I have spent the last couple years not watching The Simpsons, so there’s much I’ve missed. Somehow I doubt the quality of the movie will change … Continue reading

BEOWULF AND THE UNCANNY VALLEY

Looking at our message boards and around the internet, it seems like people don’t much like the Beowulf trailer. We knew this was going to happen. Devin’s got that angle covered pretty well. Watching the trailer online this morning, it’s as we assumed — compared to a big screen showing, it plays horribly online, even … Continue reading

YOUR OLD BLADE RUNNER GETS BURNISHED

There are flubs that can be fixed: the reflection of a glass panel between Indiana Jones and a hissing cobra, matte lines surrounding swooshing tie fighters, Greedo shooting first. But when the flub in question involves a glaringly obvious stunt woman in a shaggy wig crashing through a pane of glass, short of reshooting the … Continue reading