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I AM THEATRICAL

There will be a clearer, sharper theatrical trailer for I Am Legend posted shortly (and we’ll link that here, too), but for those of you who can’t wait to see the vampires/cannibals/bitey things in action… would you settle for a dog running on a treadmill??? We do get a few glimpses of the bloodsucking beasties … Continue reading

SHE’S A FOX, BUT IS SHE A LEADING LADY?

Dear morons who watched all three seasons of Hope and Faith: you’re suddenly, if briefly, useful. Megan Fox, the tattooed temptress of Michael Bay’s Transformers, has just been cast as the lead in Diablo Cody’s follow-up to Juno, Jennifer’s Body, and, given the limited range of emotions – i.e. "fear" and "fuck me" – displayed … Continue reading

LEHANE IS LE THANG FOR MARTY AND LEO

There was never any question that Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio would re-team for a fourth collaboration; what’s surprising, though, is that it’s not called The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt or The Wolf of Wall Street. And while no one was expecting the duo to come together for an adaptation of Dennis Lehane’s Shutter Island, … Continue reading

DARTH MAUL TAKES ON DARTH VADER

Just when you think you never want to see another Star Wars parody as long as you live (no, I’m not talking about the Prequels. ZING!), along comes Peter Serafinowicz with his saga of Darth Vader in Love. You may remember Serafinowicz as Pete in Shaun of the Dead, or as Duane in Spaced. But … Continue reading

CAPTAIN CASSAVETES

This email came over the transom today:The itv show, This Morning, had a couple of days back. My wife tells me that Gena Rowlands was on, and mentioned that her son was ORIGINALLY going to direct an IRON-MAN movie… he’s now instead thinking of doing CAPTAIN AMERICA. Not quite sure who her son is… or … Continue reading

THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS’ NEW DIMENSION

Before seeing The Nightmare Before Christmas at the El Capitan Theater on Hollywood Boulevard, I ducked into the Disney Store right next door and marveled at the amount of Nightmare merchandise available. Old timers will remember that when the movie was originally released it did okay business, and it captured the imagination of a certain … Continue reading

THE LESS-THAN-LOVELY CREATIVE DIFFERENCES

For those who felt the twenty-six-year-old Ryan Gosling was questionable casting as the father in the film version of Alice Sebold’s The Lovely Bones, it could be that Peter Jackson just agreed with you: according to Variety, Gosling is out, and Mark Wahlberg is in as the anguished, self-destructive Jack Salmon. Ah, "creative differences". I … Continue reading