CRAIG BREWER SLINGS CRACK FOR VANTAGE
Named ‘Gang Leader’ by the studio boutique.
Named ‘Gang Leader’ by the studio boutique.
Gandolfini gets mayoral in the Tony Scott remake.
Continues Mormon mission of tedium.
Of course, not to be confused with the run-of-the-mill drunk driving, the phenomena of drunk internetting can nonetheless be nearly as dangerous as plowing into a busload of nuns while blitzed out of your mind on Jack and Coke. This is proof of law or public awareness not quite catching up with technology. You still … Continue reading
Hookers. Call girls. Women of the night. Texas ditch ferrets. Prostitutes go by many colorful names, but their clients have only one: John. People usually assume that “John” is short for John Doe, but it’s actually a clever nod to John Quincy Adams’ famed reverence for the world’s oldest profession:“Alphabetically, the three things I am … Continue reading
ATMs and You. It’s safe to say that we have evolved from a cash culture to a digital one, right? Debit cards, credit cards, online banking, and paperless bill paying is the standard and not something for the cutting edge technophiles that nasally snotch Lazlow caters to. My mother, a late adopter of the internet, … Continue reading
Du collège dessus, j’ai dû prendre plusieurs cours de langue. Pour quelque raison, elle semble comme si beaucoup de d’autres a dû ne jamais tracasser avec la langue étrangère. De l’âge de 11, j’ai dû traiter des cours de perfectionnement de grec, d’hébreu, de latin, Français et Allemand. Naturellement, ma vie de semi-finale-adult ne m’a … Continue reading
So I just got done watching a grindhouse flick with a friend. For my birthday a few months ago the guy bought me one of those cheapo Grindhouse movie sets, you know- one of those dvd sets that boasts 20 movies on a handful of discs. The quality’s universally horrible, some looking they were transferred … Continue reading
Drillbit dies while Perry flies and Horton hears a WHOle lot of cash. I shutte writing this. I really do.
Soccer Is NOT a Chess Match. I have an Iraqi friend who obviously loves soccer more than a nice jihad, but he’s not one of those blindly one-sport people who’s unwilling to understand and appreciate all that the world of sports has to offer. He’s also a die-hard Dallas Cowboys fan, which is comical. But, … Continue reading