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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

DIE HARD 4th ELEMENT?

The fourth entry in the Die Hard franchise hasn’t exactly arrived in theaters with a vengeance — it’s been a full decade since John McClane barrelled thorugh the streets of New York with Sam Jackson at his side. But is the hapless detective finally polishing his Beretta 92F to plug some fresh bad guys? According … Continue reading

A GLIMPSE OF DOA: DEAD OR ALIVE

Just yesterday (RIGHT HERE, to be precise) we heard that Dimension would distribute DOA: Dead or Alive, Corey Yuen’s adaptation of the battlin’ bouncy babe videogame franchise, and CHUD regular ‘Dragon Ma’ has given us our first good look at those gorgeous gladiatrixes (?). I can guarantee that as many eyes will roll as bulge when the … Continue reading

THE BATTLE OF NARNIA!

I saw The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe this past weekend. My date cried twice, and neither time because of anything I did (which is probably a first for me). The film delivers on many of the hopes I had for it. One of the scenes that was even better … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 11.22.05

Every single day of the week (almost), a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets.  So read the news, read the … Continue reading

TRAILER: LADY IN THE WATER

I think I’m pretty much all set with M. Night Shyamalan. I mean, I liked The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable just fine, but I hated the hell out of Signs, with its hamfisted bullshit about faith and baseball and things happening for a reason and the most retarded alien invaders since the Psychlos. And I … Continue reading

THE POSEIDON JOURNALS END!

It is finished. The Poseidon Journals are done. It was fun while it lasted, as Warner Bros brought a number of web sites to visit the set of Wolfgang Peterson’s remake of The Poseidon Adventure. For me it was memorable because Richard Dreyfuss punched me, a story I will surely be dining out on for … Continue reading

JESSICA SIMPSON GETS A JOB

After putting her acting abilities on full display in The Dukes of Hazzard, and by “acting abilities” I mean “miraculous rack”, pop tart Jessica Simpson is swiftly ditching her cheek-revealing shorts and filling her schedule with other movie roles. Next she’ll aptly play the object of desire in the upcoming comedy Employee of the Month. … Continue reading

TUCKER RUSHES BACK FOR ANOTHER HOUR

It’s important to keep in mind that Brett Ratner is directing X-Men 3 because of Chris Tucker. If Tucker had just come back for Rush Hour 3 earlier when he was supposed to, Ratner would never have had the time to try to introduce mutant hookers to the film franchise. But now Tucker is back … Continue reading