Just yesterday (RIGHT HERE, to be precise) we heard that Dimension would distribute DOA: Dead or Alive, Corey Yuen’s adaptation of the battlin’ bouncy babe videogame franchise, and CHUD regular ‘Dragon Ma’ has given us our first good look at those gorgeous gladiatrixes (?).

I can guarantee that as many eyes will roll as bulge when the official trailer finally hits, but just My Name is Earl’s indescribably sexy trailer-trash Jamie Pressly kicking ass in a bikini is a delicious enough prospect to get me to the theater. 

UPDATE: The teaser trailer has appeared online over at Coming Soon. Prepare yourself for insane amounts of cheese and cheesecake.