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COENS OFFICIALLY BACK IN BUSINESS

I don’t want to live in a world where the Coen Brothers aren’t making movies on a regular basis. Even after the disappointing duo of Intolerable Cruelty and The Ladykillers, cinema is better off with these boys making movies. Lucky for us, Joel and Ethan will be returning after a three year layoff at this … Continue reading

GARMONBOZIA

Here’s hoping Jennifer Lynch has become a much better filmmaker since 1993’s Boxing Helena, because it looks like she’s finally taking another crack at her father’s profession. Yes, the author of The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer (which I devoured before the Season Two premiere of Twin Peaks), is finally ready to make her sophomore … Continue reading

MAINSTREAMING MISERY

I hail from the Michael O’Donoghue school of comedy, which holds nothing sacred – the more verboten the subject, the riper it is for relentless ridicule. This has gotten me into a little trouble here and there. Years ago, while flirting with stand-up comedy in New York City, I attempted a hastily invented bit about … Continue reading

HOSTEL II: DISTURBIA

So Hostel II‘s got another poster out (see a larger version here). And this one got to me. Not in the way naked beheaded lady tried to both titillate and disturb you, or even the way adiposed meat tested the gag reflex of vegetarians everywhere. No, this one’s relatively benign– but its subtle implication is … Continue reading

DOUBT RECEIVES BENEFIT OF STREEP, HOFFMAN

Few films deserve to be considered automatic Oscar contenders, but, as of today, John Patrick Shanley’s big-screen adaptation of his 2005 Tony Award winning Doubt can pretty much be placed at the front of the 2008 class. That’s what happens when you cast Meryl Streep and Philip Seymour Hoffman as the leads in an explosive … Continue reading

CANNES’D HEAT

The speculation is over. Let the speculation begin. After weeks of bowel-churning suspense, Cannes Film Festival President Gilles Jacob and Artistic Director Thierry Fremaux (both loyal CHUD readers) have revealed the official "In" and "Out of Competition" selections for this year’s cinematic shindig, and the big story isn’t what made it (we kinda knew that … Continue reading

KIRK GETS CONFIRMED

Everyone has more or less known that Star Trek XI would be a reboot of some sort, most likely including James T Kirk. Now, in Star Trek Magazine, J.J. Abrams has confirmed Kirk’s presence in the finished script and announced that the team is into pre-prep…whatever that means. I think that’s the stage in film … Continue reading

THIS ARMORED CAR IS VACANT

I don’t care what your thoughts are on Vacancy; go put Nimrod Antal’s Kontroll at the top of your Netflix queue. Despite a not-so-convincing serial killer subplot, Kontroll is one of the best and most entertaining bits of urban paranoia to surface in a long time. So even if Vacancy is not good, Antal’s still … Continue reading

PETTY PLAYS POKER

If you ever doubt the power of a megaton cinematic bomb to destroy a career, just look at Tank Girl and Lori Petty. Her resume prior to hopping into bed with a Mangaroo was promising: Free Willy, Poetic Justice and…er…In The Army Now? OK, but she was in Point Break. That’s got to count for … Continue reading