If you’re one of 11 people on the planet who haven’t experienced only the sonic incarnation of Ron Perlman, here’s your chance… Hellboy came to pulsing 2-D life in the Sword of Storms ‘toon, and it’s just around the corner on your chosen format of DVD. What’s it about? Read on… In this first animated … Continue reading
Some of the most cherished myths are also those that most need to be busted.
When I buy something and it pisses me off I typically ruin the architecture on which it’s built. For example, when my car broke down I went and desecrated Henry Ford’s grave. Recently, I raped an ancestor of the Earl of Sandwich when I stabbed the roof of my mouth on a hoagie’s toothpick. I … Continue reading
What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading
All apologies to the creators of We Are Marshall.
Seraphim Falls opens with Pierce Brosnan, swaddled in furs and high in the snowy mountains, making fire. Suddenly he’s shot in the shoulder and so begins a chase movie unlike any you’ve seen in quite some time. Brosnan, a former Yankee officer, is being chased by Liam Neeson, a former Confederate, down the mountains, over … Continue reading
Zyzzyx? (RESPONSE TO THIS ARTICLE) (SEND A LETTER) Gerald: What ever happened to Zyzzyx Rd.? Is a DVD going to be released and if so when? Does Grillo have a phone number or email address that they respond to? That’s the problem with this movie, lots of questions but no answers. With Heigl and Sizemore … Continue reading
In Tahoe, Joe Carnahan was all energy. I couldn’t imagine the guy being tired. Even at 2 in the morning, facing a flood of bad cards, the guy was crackling. Talking to him on the phone from Los Angeles on the day of the Smokin’ Aces junket, I got to hear what an exhausted Carnahan … Continue reading
Mummies’ curses? Not so tough really.
In October I went to Lake Tahoe, Nevada, to see Smokin’ Aces, Joe Carnahan’s follow-up to the great crime film Narc. I stayed in the hotel where the movie was shot, and after the screening I, along with a couple of other journalists, had dinner and then went gambling with Joe. We played blackjack until … Continue reading