You just KNOW she’s gonna run off and tell all her undead harpy friends now. Quite literally in this case.

Bigfoot really never did much for me. Aside from apparantly being Lance Henriksen’s eternal nemesis, he’s just sort of a hairy naked guy who hangs out in the woods. He might even just be a gorilla. Not that gorilla’s aren’t cool, but then all you’d have to do is get Jane Goodall to go on in and get him, and then lead him meekly out of the woods to a life of studding in the nearest zoo’s primate habitat. Which is probably better than getting his head stuffed and mounted on Lance’s wall. Or his foot, depending on which looks better over the bowling trophy on Mr. Henrikson’s mantle.