Tonight I’m going to The Crash Mansion. That’s not an exclusive club, or anything like that. It’s on S. Grand Ave. in LA, and should be a relatively quick commute. For twelve dollars a ticket, you can get in. Tonight they’re going to limit the five hours of dance music to two artists in a … Continue reading
I hope Larry the Cable Guy falls down and dies. Today was the first day of the softball tournament season for X-Factor, the competitive men’s team I play for. We got our championship rings a week ago from winning the ISA Big Ten championships, which is kind of a big deal considering the amount of … Continue reading
I’m watching Captain America on a Spanish channel. This is like Rush Limbaugh’s nightmare come true.
1) The Renault “Le Car”. 2) The argument for Intelligent Design. 3) The Fucking Chair. Credit, and hatred, to A.J. Daulerio for bringing to my attention the existence of number three. And if you need me to warn you that a link listed as “The Fucking Chair” ain’t even close to being safe for work, … Continue reading
I just read that the writer’s strike is officially over. Congrats to those who got what they want. Condolences to those who didn’t. Hopefully there won’t be a repeat in five months when the SAG contract is up, but knowing how popular sequels and remakes are these days, I have my doubts.
So we got our tax refund this weekend, and my wife decided that she wanted a Blackberry Curve. I got a PS3, five games (Rainbow Six Vegas, Uncharted, Assassin’s Creed, Call of Duty 4, and The Simpsons Game for my daughter) and three Blu-Ray discs out of it (CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND, BLADE … Continue reading
I’m sick and tired of all the falderal about the use of steroids in sports. I know its polarizing as hell and I am a purist when its comes to sports. I don’t believe there should be a place for steroid use in professional sports. Having said that, I don’t believe that the legal witch … Continue reading
Only two men voted against the Gulf of Tonkin resolution. For those who don’t know, that was the event that led to the escalation in Vietnam. The incident that sparked this escalation turned out to be a lie (huh, familiar). And yet only two men voted against it. One turned out to be Oregon State Senator … Continue reading
Grieving is Overrated. I was recently chatting with a friend about funerals and having just cracked a joke in bad taste, I was surprised to find that she too had a similar approach to them. I mean, we all know that they’re a time of sadness but also a time to remember and laugh about … Continue reading
Last night was the premiere of the latest season of Survivor; this time the gimmick was Fans vs Favorites. One team is made up of people who are supposedly huge fans of the show (like Survivor: China‘s winner, the gay Mormon flight attendant Todd), while the other is made up of ‘beloved’ characters from previous … Continue reading