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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

OLIVER STONE’S WTC POSTER

Hi, I’m an Oliver Stone apologist. Sort of. I really don’t find Seizure all that compelling and Alexander bothered the piss out of me because they never covered the years he co-starred on Seinfeld. That said, I can watch many of his movies over and over and never get bored. I also love his commentaries, … Continue reading

MR. CRONENBERG GOES TO LONDON

I’m relieved and elated that a few people in Hollywood saw A History of Violence and remembered what a great goddamn filmmaker David Cronenberg can be when he’s on his game – the guy who brought us exploding heads and mugwump jism is quickly lining up more projects than you can fit in a Brundlepod. … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 2.15.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

FIREFLY MEETS BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Two actors who I like quite a bit seem to be committing serious career suicide – Nathan Fillion and Katee Sackhoff are in talks to star in White Noise 2: Worse than the First. My legions of dedicated Browncoat readers will know that Nathan Fillion was the star of Serenity/Firefly, and he’s starring in the … Continue reading

THE NEXT GREAT SUPERHERO MOVIE?

The least interesting thing about superheroes are pretty much always the superheroes. Superhero comics are endlessly juvenile power fantasies, which makes their continued patronage by old men (like myself) all the more embarrassing. But what people like Alan Moore realized years ago was that the most interesting things about superheroes are what they say about … Continue reading

GLOBAL WARMING THREATENS TO MELT AL GORE

Michael Crichton, don’t read this! Paramount’s Specialty Division has picked up the Al Gore global warming film, An Inconvenient Truth. The film got a standing O from an audience of liberals and commies at Sundance, all of whom are far too willing to swallow the anti-business line that somehow pollution is bad. What rubes! An … Continue reading

RIDLEY SCOTT IS PRETTY INDECISIVE

I recently commented on director Ridley Scott’s Spielbergian/Fincheresque creative vicissitude, and here he is just a couple weeks later proving my point. He just started development on the espionage movie Penetration and the Iraq abduction story The Invisible World, but apparently he’s shoving them aside to defibrillate a previously flatlined project. Scott has now decided … Continue reading

JASON VOORHEES KILLS AGAIN SOON

We recently heard that New Line was attempting to rush everyone’s favorite sex-hating mass murderer Jason Voorhees back into theaters before the end of the year, and now Michael Bay’s Platinum Dunes production company is helping polish the machete for a new Friday the 13th movie. But before you roll your eyes at the prospect … Continue reading