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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

HIS DARK JOYSTICK

I finally broke down and bought The Golden Compass, the first book in the His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman. First of all, this is a kid’s book series? I can’t imagine what kind of pale, boring, morose kids must dig this – these must be the kids who watched CSPAN instead of Teletubbies. … Continue reading

JUNE & JULY IN OCTOBER

You might remember me talking about a low-budget, completely indie movie coming out of Seattle called June & July. It’s been described as “Jim Jarmusch does Unbreakable,” and I think that’s perfect – it’s about 20-something twins, brother and sister, who live in a nowhere town and have nowhere lives. Oh, and she’s got super … Continue reading

LARS VON TRIES HORROR

One of my favorite elements of Robert Heinlein’s Job: A Comedy of Justice, is the concept that creation is cyclical, and that a pantheon of deities vie to see who will make the next one. The current creation was overseen by a very crabby, puritanical Jehova – the next one, in Heinlein’s book, is overseen … Continue reading

DUMBLEDORE’S ARMY!

Things get dark for Harry Potter and the other students of Hogwarts in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, the fifth film in the series. After the events of the last film – which saw Lord Voldemort returned – the magical world is in an uproar. Fearing that Dumbledore is building an army … Continue reading

THE RED CROSS IS CROSS WITH SAW III

It’s hard to fault a movie marketing campaign that has people giving blood, always a worthy endeavor. I’m going to do my best to fault it, though, since it’s Saw III and I really dislike those movies. According to the folks at Posterwire, the first Saw blood drive collected 4,200 pints of blood. Saw II … Continue reading

FANTASTIC FEST ’06 REPORT

Note from Devin: Thanks to Travis, a volunteer at this year’s Fantastic Fest, for taking some time to write up what he’s seen. Many films at Fantastic Fest don’t get wider releases, which means I won’t be seeing them at press screenings, so it’s great to have an early word on some interesting and weird … Continue reading

GOIN’ POLISH #6

Polish movie posters are the best thing since the Earth was built by aliens and left cooking in the sun long enough so people thought they were civilized and followed the rules of a God. Let’s just say this… if there is a God, chances are good that he made his daily wage designing polish … Continue reading

RETURN OF THE UNHEALTHY OBSESSION

The first official stills from the 5th Harry Potter film, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, appeared in The Scotsman, and one picture has made its way online. The image has Harry on the floor, about to unleash a patronus on a Dementor coming after him on the Hogwarts school grounds. There’s a … Continue reading