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THE SPECIAL EDITION – 12.13.05

We’re in the throes of December and now’s the time to catch up on shopping before whatever Holiday you celebrate (I declare war on the lines clogging up my time). It’s also a good time to seek and destroy your abilities to get dates while you’re being herded into corrals that lead to the promised … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: CLASSIC HOLIDAY COLLECTION

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $29.98RATED: N/ARUNNING TIME: 489 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Sequel: Men of Boys Town• Vintage featurette: The City of Little men• Good News of 1939 radio show excerpt with Tracy and Rooney• Girls and Boys Town promotional featurette• Jackie Cooper’s Christmas Party• Judy Garland Sings Silent Night• … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: OLD YELLER 2-MOVIE COLLECTION

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $29.99RATED: G/NRRUNNING TIME: 84/104 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Original Theatrical Animated Short “Bone Trouble”• Remembering a Classic• Lost Treasures- Ranch of the Golden Oak• Conversations with Tommy Kirk• 1957 Studio Album• Production Archive You can tell a lot about someone by their personal Disney trauma– by that one movie that … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS – DALLAS COWBOYS

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 346 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Cowboys Featurettes The Pitch “Eleven guys try to transport a ball made of skin towards a big “Y” and eleven other guys try to stop them. Then they switch.” The Humans Roger Staubach, Drew Pearson, Tony Dorsett, Randy White, Ed … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DUKES OF HAZZARD (UNRATED)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $19.97RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 107 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Featurettes• Deleted scenes• Outtakes Given the success of all the recent film versions of TV series, a Dukes of Hazzard movie was unavoidable. But the show somehow ran for six seasons — how could a mere feature-length movie manage to convey … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: 50 CENT – REFUSE 2 DIE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New LineMSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 81 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Animation Gallery• G-Unit Photo Shoot• Trailer• “Making Of” Segments Looking for the perfect holiday stocking-stuffer for dad? Fret not, because 50 Cent: Refuse 2 Die is here, in all its “gritty, unauthorized and unrated” glory. Using a myriad of media including … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: NEW YORK KNICKS – THE COMPLETE HISTORY

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $49.98RATED: N/ARUNNING TIME: 1327 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: See below. The Pitch “You a diehard Knicks fan? Get some tissues and make sure you’re alone.” The Humans Willis Reed, Walt “Clyde” Frazier, Bill Bradley, Earl “The Pearl” Monroe, Phil Jackson, Dave Dubusschere, Mark Jackson, Patrick Ewing and a ton … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: CHOPPERTOWN – THE SINNERS

BUY IT: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: One World StudiosMSRP: $24.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 93 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Deleted Scenes• Full-color Booklet The Pitch “What’s more fun that watching a generic motorcycle show on television? Watching a bunch of jerks video tape their own motorcycle adventures!”The Humans Rico Fodrey, Kitty Noteboom, James Intvled and a special guest appearance by … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: STAR WARS – CLONE WARS – VOL. 2

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: 20th Century FoxMSRP: $19.98RATED: N/ARUNNING TIME: 64 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by: Genndy Tartakovsky and his band of artists • Exclusive "Connecting the Dots" featurette takes you inside the creative process that Genndy Tartakovsky and his team used to link Clone Wars to Revenge of the Sith.• Two … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: PROJECT RUNWAY – SEASON 1

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MiramaxMSRP: $39.99RATED: TV-14RUNNING TIME: 509 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Deleted Scenes• Designer Gallery• Where Are They Now? Featurette The Pitch “Let’s combine Project Greenlight with Queer Eye For The Straight Guy!” The Humans Heidi Klum, Michael Kors, Nina Garcia and a bunch of fashion design hopefuls who will never be … Continue reading