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DVD REVIEW: GOLDEN GIRLS, THE – LIFETIME INTIMATE PORTRAIT

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $14.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 170 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch “Take the E! True Hollywood Story, triple the estrogen and throw in four cranky old broads.” The Humans Bea “the snappy one” Arthur, Betty “the dumb one” White, Rue “the slut” McClanahan and Estelle “the old, snappy one” … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: GOLDEN GIRLS, THE – SEASON 3

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Buena Vista Home VideoMSRP: $39.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 614 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Golden Moments – The biggest laughs of the season.• The Golden Girls’ Scrapbook – Each Golden Girl’s funniest moments There must be something wrong with me. I’ve taken the first three seasons of The Golden Girls head on and … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: GARGOYLES – SEASON 2, VOL. 1

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $39.99RATED: Y7RUNNING TIME: 596 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• "Gathering the Cast & Crew" featurette• Episode introductions• Commentary on four-part episode "City of Stone" Around here, we tend to be big fans of children’s entertainment that doesn’t speak down to the tykes. Baby talk is useful when a kid is being … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: WALT DISNEY TREASURES – DISNEY RARITIES

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $32.99RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 326 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • A Feather In His Collar short• Alice’s Cartoon World featurette• Commentary by composer Richard Sherman• From Kansas City to Hollywood featurette• Galleries The Pitch “Go pick up some of those old animation reels we have sitting in the basement and slap … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: CANDY SNATCHERS, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Subversive CinemaMSRP: $24.95RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 92 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• The Women of Candy Snatchers• Commentary• Lobby Cards• Poster• Trailers You don’t see proper exploitation movies anymore. Tarantino can try all he wants, but his characters make way too much sense. When I sit down to chew on some exploitation, it … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: SPIDER FOREST

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Tartan VideoMSRP: $24.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 120 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted Scenes• Behind the Scenes• Cast Interviews• Trailers Hope no one who steps into Spider Forest likes their genres individually packaged, because this Korean murder mystery is a collision of crime, the supernatural and melancholy romance with a total disregard for … Continue reading