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DVD REVIEW: FOXWORTHY’S BIG NIGHT OUT

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: MTVMSRP: $26.99RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 260 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Bloopers• Best Of Jeff’s Monologues• Behind The Scenes• The Homewreckers• Fitness With The Cast The Pitch It’s Saturday Night Live… at the tractor pulls… The Humans Jeff Foxworthy, Shane Caldwell, Sara Erikson, Peter Oldring, Brooke Dillman, Kenny Rogers, Sara … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: TWIN PEAKS (SEASON TWO)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: CBS Television / ParamountMSRP: $54.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 1081 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Log Lady Introductions• Cast and Crew interviews The Pitch FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper has been shot and the town of Twin Peaks continues an attempt to recover from the unsolved murder of Laura Palmer. As her killer is … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: TOM GOES TO THE MAYOR – THE COMPLETE SERIES (BUSINESSMAN’S EDITION)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Turner Home EntertainmentMSRP: $34.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 173 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Available Subtitles: English, Spanish, French • Available Audio Tracks: English (Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo) • 30 episodes on three discs• Commentary on all 30 episodes • That’s Amazing!: How Do They Make That Show?• A Look Behind• Original Toms: Tom … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DANCING WITH THE STARS – CARDIO DANCE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Lions GateMSRP: $16.98RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 60 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Slimfast Healthy Eating Tips The Pitch Feel the burn you couch potato sons o’ bitches… The Humans Dancing With The Stars’ professional dancers Ashly Delgrosso, Kym Johnson and Maksim Chmerovskiy. "…and with continued practice, you too could learn the … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: PICKMAN’S MODEL (HP LOVECRAFT COLLECTION – VOL. 4)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lurker FilmsMSRP: $19.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 120 minutes (features total)SPECIAL FEATURES:• Bonus short films• Interview w/ Ramsey Campbell, Robert M. price• Information booklet The Pitch “It’s the prototype for the narrative tricks of The Twilight Zone, and most of The Scary Door.” The Humans Rodrigo Sepulveda, Luis Alarcon, Fernando Gallardo, … Continue reading

VIDEODROME: UMBERTO LENZI ATTACKS!

I figured that April would be Grindhouse month, but mainstream audiences proved that’s not the case, and the Weinstein Co’s beancounters agree. Still, if you loved the film there might be a temptation to dig up some of the original films referenced so thoroughly by Rodriguez and Tarantino. And digging through the grindhouse archives means … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BORN TO FIGHT

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Dragon Dynasty BuffetMSRP: $24.95 RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 96 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary by Bey Logan• The Making of an Action Epic• Action! On the Set of Born to Fight• Trailers THE PITCH It’s Delta Force meets Rambo: First Blood Part 2 meets…Gymkata. Oh yes…Gymkata. THE HUMANS Dan (Ong … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION – 04.23.07

Welcome to a new The Special Edition. After last week’s column was filled with prestigious releases, including three sought after Criterion releases, this week we get a lot of fluff. From crap like The Cleaner, to popcorn offerings Night at the Museum and Deja Vu to the cultish, with a special new Van Damme release. … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: UNTIL DEATH

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Sony PicturesMSRP: $24.96RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 101 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• None The Pitch Dirty Harry meets Regarding Henry The Humans Jean-Claude van Damme (Universal Soldier), Stephen Rea (V for Vendetta), Selina Giles (Restoration), Mark Dymond (Dungeons and Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God), William Ash (Mad About Mambo) Yes, Jean-Claude … Continue reading