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DVD REVIEW: SCRUBS – SEASON 5

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Buena Vista Home Entertainment / TouchstoneMSRP: $39.99RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 530 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • My 117 Episodes: A look back at 5 seasons• Deleted scenes & alternate lines• Director’s cut of the 100th episode directed by Zach Braff The Pitch It’s ER meets a big stinkin’ bag of looney … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: SEINFELD – SEASON 8

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Sony PicturesMSRP: $49.95RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 506 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Blooper Reel • Deleted Scenes • 2 Sein-Imations • Factoid tracks on all 22 episodes • Featurette: Jerry Seinfeld, Submarine Captain • "Inside Look" Featurettes on 14 Episodes • Commentaries on 14 Episodes with Cast and Crew • … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: CHICAGO CUBS LEGENDS – CE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: A&EMSRP: $84.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 1249 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Eight complete games, each honoring a Cubs icon including Ryne Sandberg, Andre Dawson, Mark Grace (1989 playoffs), Rick Sutcliffe, Kerry Wood (20K game), Sammy Sosa (61st home run), and Greg Maddux (300th win) Billy Williams Day speech to Wrigley Field fans … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: PLANET EARTH

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: BBC WarnerMSRP: $79.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 830 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: The 11-part series shot entirely in high-definition: From Pole to Pole, Mountains, Fresh Water, Caves, Deserts, Ice Worlds, Great Plains, Jungles, Shallow Seas, Seasonal Forests, Ocean Deep Original U.K. broadcast version narrated by David Attenborough, including 90 minutes not shown … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: HOME IMPROVEMENT – SEASON 6

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Buena Vista Home Entertainment / TouchstoneMSRP: $24.99RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 561SPECIAL FEATURES: • Season 6 Bloopers The Pitch Yet another season of grunts, a madman with power tools, laugh tracks, and a suburban Obi-Wan partially hidden by a fence. The Humans Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson, Richard Karn, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: SERAPHIM FALLS

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Sony PicturesMSRP: $26.96RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 112 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• "Behind the Scenes of Seraphim Falls"• Commentary by director David Von Ancken, Pierce Brosnan and production designer Michael HananThe Pitch "First Blood in the Old West!" The Humans Liam Neeson (Krull), Pierce Brosnan (Death Train), Michael Wincott (The Crow), Ed … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: RESCUE ME, SEASON THREE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Sony Home EntertainmentMSRP: $49.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 571 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: "Behind the Hose" "Behind the Smoke" – Behind-the-Scenes Featurette "Being Denis Leary" Deleted Scenes Fighting Fires in a Vertical City Gag Reel "Going to the Gay Place" Location Tour Rescue Me Comedy Short Rescue Me Season 4 Preview "The … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: ARRANGEMENT, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.98RATING: RRUNNING TIME: 126 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Vintage featurette “A New Lifestyle”• Original Theatrical Trailer The Pitch Being rich and powerful with a wife that willingly lets you sleep around is hell!The Humans Kirk Douglas, Faye Dunaway, Deborah Kerr, Richard Boone, Hume Cronyn The Nutshell Eddie Anderson … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: STOMP THE YARD

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Sony Pictures MSRP: $28.95RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 116 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by director Sylvain White. • "Battles. Rivals. Brothers." – The Story of Stomp The Yard featurette• Bonus Dance Sequences: Get Buck & Opening Battle • Deleted scene: The Clean Up • Gag Reel The Pitch Homies be steppin’. … Continue reading