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DVD REVIEW: WEDDING WARS

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Sony Pictures TelevisionMSRP: $19.99RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 88 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Gays On Strike: The Truth Behind Wedding WarsThe Pitch The Wedding Planner meets Speechless. The Humans John Stamos, Eric Dane, James Brolin, Bonnie Somerville, Sean Maher. The NutshellRoom for two grooms? The Lowdown Gay marriage is a very contentious … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BOURNE FILES, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: UniversalMSRP: $22.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: Two movies’ worth of minutes.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Feature Commentaries• A slew of featurettes• Interviews with Robert Ludlum• Sneak Peek at Bourne Ultimatum The Pitch “It’s a series of movies like James Bond might have been, had they been written by Trevanian.” The Humans Matt Damon, Brian … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION: COMING SOON – 08.09.07

MORE INFO: THE STANLEY KUBRICK COLLECTION They have finally announced the special features for the Special Editions of the Stanley Kubrick movies coming in October. First up, in 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) we get a 2-Disc Special Edition which will include Commentary by Keir Dullea and Gary Lockwood, the Theatrical trailer, Channel 4 documentary: … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: UNACCOMPANIED MINORS

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO:  Warner Home VideoMSRP: $28.98RATED:  PGRUNNING TIME: 90 Minutes  SPECIAL FEATURES:• Dos and Don’ts – Commentary by Lewis Black, Director Paul Feig and Writers Jacob Meszaros and Mya Stark• Charlie’s Dance Reel• Additional Scenes• Guards in the Hall – a Hilarious Look at the Security Guards Out of Control The … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BLOODLINES

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Velocity / ThinkFilmMSRP: $27.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 91 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Director’s Commentary The Pitch "Take Chained Heat, Deliverance, The Dukes of Hazzard, Wrong Turn, Bloodsport, throw in blender, hit frappe."The Humans Grace Johnston, Jason Padgett, Douglas Tait, Dorian Kingi, Tracy Kay Wolfe, Molly Berg, Nikki Corinne, Patrick Gallaway. Shit, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DARKMAN TRILOGY

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Universal StudiosMSRP: $19.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 276 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:– Couple a’ trailers The Pitch A lesson in the auteur theory encapsulated in a box set. The Humans Liam Neeson, Frances McDormand, Arnold Vosloo, Jeff Fahey, Larry Drake, Ted Raimi, Kim Delaney, Renee O’Connor The Nutshell Dr. Peyton Westlake is on … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: SPACE 1999 – 3OTH ANNIVERSARY MEGASET

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: A&E Home VideoMSRP: $99.95RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 2496 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Original promotional spots• Photo galleries of production stills• Season 1 trailer gallery• Original Year 2 behind-the-scenes featurette• Gallery of original pre-production artwork• BBC "behind the scenes" segment• Original theatrical trailers• Special effects featurette with Brian Johnson• Rare "Blackpool … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: RENAISSANCE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO:  MiramaxMSRP: $29.99RATED:  RRUNNING TIME:  105 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:– ‘The Making of Renaissance’ featurette The Pitch It’s Blade Runner with a Sin City aesthetic. This is probably as close to an encapsulation of the film’s worth as one could get. The Humans English dubbing provided by Daniel (Lara Croft: Tomb Raider) Craig, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DISTURBIA

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Dreamworks MSRP: $29.99 RATED: PG-13 RUNNING TIME: 104 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by DJ Caruso, Shia LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer• The Making of Disturbia• Pop-up trivia• Deleted Scenes• Outtakes• Theatrical trailer• Photo Gallery• Music Video: This World Fair ‘Don’t Make Me Wait’ The HD-DVD review.The Blu-Ray review. … Continue reading