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The motion picture studios send us vermillions of DVD releases for the purpose of review. More titles than you can shake a stick at, unless you have a lot of time and a particularly sturdy stick. Unlike most sites [and weirdly a source of nitpicking from some detractors who we’ve discovered are dumb and lonely asexual prick assholes], we review everything we’re sent. Even the gay vampire program Lair (from the makers of Dante’s Cove). We have a wide array of reviewers, all with functioning nervous systems and all ready to entertain YOU with their puns and prose. You. Are. Welcome.

DVD REVIEW: ANGELS FALL

BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Sony PicturesMSRP: $19.98RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 90 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Devoid of. The Pitch  It’s A History of Violence meets the Lifetime Network!  The Humans  Heather Locklear, Johnathon Schaech, Gary Hudson, Derek Hamilton The Nutshell  Reece Gilmore (Locklear) is a world renowned chef from Boston. But when she arrives at work one day only to find … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: SOUTH PARK – THE COMPLETE TENTH SEASON

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Paramount Home VideoMSRP: $49.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 308 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• 14-day trial for World of Warcraft• Mini commentaries by Matt Stone and Trey ParkerThe PitchThe boys from Colorado go after the sacred cows of the nerd community this season: World of Warcraft, Family Guy, Al Gore and Richard Dawkins. The … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BROOKLYN RULES

"The meats betrayed me. What else could I do?" BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: City LightsMSRP: $29.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 99 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Commentary Trailer Map of Mena Suvari’s Home World The Pitch A coming of age story set in New York’s beloved borough against a backdrop of friendship, love, and the mob. Never. … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BOBBY Z

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: SonyMSRP: $24.96RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 94 agonizing minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Making of Documentary The Pitch It’s North by Northwest with 100 percent less wit, class, and style and 100 percent more dermal topography. The Humans Paul Walker, Laurence Fishburne, Jason Flemyng, Keith Carradine, Olivia Wilde. It may take decades, but eventually … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: GOD GREW TIRED OF US

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Sony Pictures MSRP: $24.98RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 90 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary with the director and the Lost Boys• Finding the Lost Boys featurette The Pitch People were and are dying in Sudan, in case anybody gives a shit. The Humans Lost Boys of Sudan, narration by Nicole Kidman. The … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION: COMING SOON

Pride and Prejudiced. Joe Wrightc. Keira Knightly, Donald Sutherlandrelease date: November 13, 2007 Most people would say that the only true Mr. Darcy is Colin Firth. I would say that Matthew Mcfadyen gave him a run for the money as he woed the love of Elizabeth Bennett in this remake. If you have any idea … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DEMETRI MARTIN. PERSON.

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: ParamountMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 60 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Deleted Scenes Commentary Comedy Central Presents Tiny Poster Extra Footage The Pitch A Comedy Central DVD release of the stand-up from one of the more laid back and solid young comedians working today. The Humans Demetri Martin & friends. The Nutshell … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: 911 MYSTERIES

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: CFP DomesticMSRP: $12.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 90 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• None The Pitch “It’s like V for Vendetta, if you subtract the political relevance.” The Humans An assortment of 9/11 survivors, theorists, and experts. And one lunatic with a copy of Adobe Premier. The Nutshell Did you know someone (not pointing … Continue reading