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DVD REVIEW: NUMBER 23 (UNRATED), THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New LineMSRP: $28.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 101 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• The Number 23 Enigma Documentary• How to Find Your Life Path Numbers Featurette• Fact Tract Trivia• 16 Deleted Scenes• Director Commentary• “Making of” Featurette • Creating the World of Fingerling FeaturetteThe Pitch“A thriller about the number 23? What, were 42 and … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: IF….

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Criterion CollectionMSRP: $39.95RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 112 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Audio Commentary by David Robinson and Malcolm McDowell• A 2003 episode from the Scottish TV Series Cast and Crew • New interview with Graham Crowden• Thursday’s Children (1954), an Academy-Award winning documentary. • Booklet featuring pieces by critic David Ehrenstein, screenwriter … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: AVENUE MONTAIGNE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Velocity/ThinkfilmMSRP: $27.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 101 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Available Subtitles: English • Available Audio Tracks: French (Dolby Digital 5.1) • Making of • Theatrical trailer The Pitch Watch the pretty people contort their faces into frowns! OR It’s hard out there for a concert pianist. The Humans Cecile De France, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $26.98RATED: NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME: 252 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• ‘Superman in ‘66’ featurette• Trailers The Pitch “See Superman fight a myriad of harrowing villains including giant apes, mad scientists, rabid apes, evil warlocks who crave magic rubies, and mind-controlled apes.” The Humans Joan Alexander, Jackson Beck, Bud Collyer … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: 20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: SonyMSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 165 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: B&W or Color Audio Commentary Documentary The Colorization Process Tim Burton sits down with Ray Harryhausen Interview with Joan Taylor Film Music’s Unsung Hero Comic Book Photo Galleries Ad Artwork The Pitch Astronauts not only go to Venus in a rocket … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION – 07.16.07

NEW RELEASES PREMONITION I remember when Sandra Bullock was a bankable star. I remember seeing her for the first time in 1994’s Speed. I was enthralled with her, and her girl next door looks. She was gonna be huge I decided. Then I caught an earlier movie that she showed some comedic chops in Demolition … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BATFINK – THE COMPLETE SERIES

BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Shout FactoryMSRP: $34.99RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 510 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None! The Pitch It’s Batman meets…a bat. The Humans The voices of Len Maxwell and Frank Buxton The Nutshell Batfink and his pal, Karate, have to run around the city and save the day from various criminals like Hugo A-Go-Go, Victor the Predictor, and other … Continue reading