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DVD REVIEW: SHAGGY AND SCOOBY-DOO – GET A CLUE! VOLUME ONE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Turner Home EntertainmentMSRP: $14.98RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 90 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Shaggy and Scooby-Doo’s Crooked Capers Challenge The Pitch “Let’s try Scooby-Doo for the 11th time. We’re bound to get it right this time.” The Humans Scott Menville, Frank Welker, Casey Kasem, Jim Meskimen and Jeff Bennett The Nutshell Scooby-Doo … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: OPUS ‘N’ BILL – A WISH FOR WINGS THAT WORK

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Universal StudiosMSRP: $14.98RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 24 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES• Nothing   The Pitch “Bloom County goes Christmas.”The Humans Michael Bell, Tress MacNeille, John Byner, Alexandria Simmons, Dustin Hoffman and Robin Williams That’s when Gonzo said it was time to get things started. That’s when I lost my innocence The … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: MARRIED IN AMERICA 2

BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DOCURAMA MSRP: $26.95RATING: NRRUNNING TIME: 132 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Interview with Michael Apted Casting Interviews: Love at First Sight? Photo Gallery The PitchIt’s the Up series but with married couples and happens every five years.The HumansNine couples and the voice of director Michael Apted.The NutshellIn 2001, Michael Apted followed nine … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: FULL HOUSE – SEASON 8

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.99RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 554 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch To paraphrase Nick: "This show is F you sideways and thank you for it." The Humans John Stamos, Bob Saget, Dave Coulier, Lori Loughlin, Candace Cameron, Jodie Sweetin, Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen. "And when you’re … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BLOOD MONKEY

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: RHI EntertainmentMSRP: $14.95RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 88 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Shrink wrap Amaray case Buyer’s remorse The Pitch “It’s like that movie Congo, except… okay, it’s exactly like that movie Congo.” The Humans F. Murray Abraham, Matt Ryan, Amy Hanson, Freishia Bomanbehram, Matt Reeves The Nutshell Oscar winner F. Murray … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: CASSHERN

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO:  Paramount Home VideoMSRP: $26.99RATED:  NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME:  117 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Take it in the Casshern. Nothing. The Pitch Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow meets Akira. THE HUMANS Yusuke Iseya, Arika Terao, Kanako Higuchi, Fumiyo Kohinata, Hiroyuki Miyasako, Mayumi Sada, Jon Kaname, Hidetoshi Nishijima, Mitsuhiro Okawa, Susumu Terajima, Jideji … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BEST OF THE COLBERT REPORT, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO:  Paramount Home VideoMSRP: $19.99RATED:  NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME:  175 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Available Audio Tracks: English (Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo) • Includes: The Word, Better Know a District, Green Screen Challenge, Stephen Jr. -• Flight of a Patriot, "Papa Bear" Bill O’Reilly Enters the Eagle’s Nest, Cooking With Feminists, Meta-Free-Phor-All, and … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: TIM RITTER’S KILLING SPREE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Camp Records UKMSRP: $14.98RATED: NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME: 210 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary with director Tim Ritter• Commentary with Asbestos Felt, Joel Wynkoop and R.M. Hoopes• Blinded By the Blood Documentary• Killing Spree Investor Reel 1986• Killing Spree Video Test Shoot 1987 The Pitch Watch the template for made-for-video horror get … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: SQUIDBILLIES – VOLUME ONE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO:  Turner Home EntertainmentMSRP: $29.98RATED:  NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME:  228 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• 6 never before seen pilot episodes• Anime Talk Show• Comic Con 2004• Deleted Scenes• Gallery of art/music• Star Bar/Behind the scenes• Unknown Hinson, Animation Master, Cartoon Craftsman• Audio Commentary on select episodes The Pitch They’re hillbilly squid. Throw in … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: TOM AND JERRY – A NUTCRACKER TALE

   BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO:  Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED:  GRUNNING TIME:  49 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Tom and Jerry’s Holiday Story Factory (DVD-ROM only)• Journey to the Toymaker Challenge The Pitch Incorporate the man-on-man carnage of Tom and Jerry into the musical format of The Nutcracker. Release in time for the holidays.  Watch the (Truckload? … Continue reading