Editorial

SCREENING: FRACTURE

"If you look close enough, you’ll find everyone has a weak spot." Excuse me while I go check Monica Bellucci for weak spots… Fracture is the latest film from reliable thriller director Gregory (Fallen, Primal Fear) Hoblit, featuring Anthony Hopkins, Ryan Gosling, and David Strathairn. That’s a decent trio of actors, huh? It’s the thriller … Continue reading

CONTEST: BLACK X-MAS (UNRATED) DVD

What a bummer. Doing a contest for a remake of one of director Bob Clark’s more seminal films the day after the director and his his were killed by an unlicensed drunk driver. Black Christmas indeed… What is the plot of this film? Behold!An escaped maniac returns to his childhood home on Christmas Eve, which … Continue reading

LEAK LETTERS #56

To Kako. (RESPONSE TO THIS REVIEW) (SEND A LETTER)George: I just thought I’d congratulate you on the best pitch ever put up on CHUD: `How do you say "poop" in Greek? To Kako.` I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but apart from evil, that actually does mean poop. Once more, you had me … Continue reading