a bummer. Doing a contest for a remake of one of director Bob Clark’s more seminal films the day after the director and his his were killed by an unlicensed drunk driver. Black Christmas indeed…

What is the plot of this film? Behold!

An escaped maniac returns to his childhood home on Christmas Eve, which
is now a sorority house, and begins to murder the sorority sisters one
by one.

Do you need to know more? Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Michelle Trachtenberg. Lacy Chabert. Other cute ladies.

Now shut up.

I have a stack of unrated Black X-Mas DVD’s waiting for a load of Chewers who participate in this contest and follow the rules, so if all goes well you and your friends can watch attractive ladies get slammed into the afterlife courtesy of a maniac. Here’s how:

Using the link below and INCLUDING YOUR MAILING ADDRESS, answer the questions below to the best of your ability…

1. The new is gathering steam, the relaunch obviously being the big step. That said, how are you enjoying the new Prognosticator, Crop Report, and Sewer Subterranea columns? Please click the links and read them!

2. How would you change the drunk driving laws of the USA?

3. There’s a particular horror movie I’m dying to remake. Dying to. Are there any out there that you’d love to see remade, but not because you like the film but rather because you saw the potential for greatness but not greatness?

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