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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner BrothersMSRP: $19.96 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 75 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by Jeremy Irons • Featurette • Psychological Profiler• Cast Bios and Interviews• Theatrical Trailer In his early years, David Cronenberg took an unorthodox (some would say exploitative) approach to depicting the internalization of trauma. That is, he simply … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New LineMSRP: $19.97 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 91 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Trailers• Commentary The following review is based on a film from a bygone era. A film from a simpler time, when men were men, women were women, dogs were dogs and premarital sex still actually meant something. That’s right, … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE AND HERE!STUDIO: Lions Gate Home EntertainmentMSRP: $14.98 Each RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 88 Minutes EachSPECIAL FEATURES: • Trailers• Absolutely fuck-all else There must be something embedded within the human race’s collective unconscious that urges us to personify basic human traits. You can see it in many polytheistic societies. The Greeks … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Buena Vista Home VideoMSRP: $29.99 RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 68 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Fast Play• Music Time• Game Time• Backstage Disney• DVD-ROM I’m twenty-four years old, has your age ever just hit you like that? I just ran headlong into that fact when I opened my package from Nick and the … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Walt Disney Home VideoMSRP: $19.99 RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 71 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• 2 Deleted Scenes• “Could It Be” Music Video• “Get Your Shine On” Music Video• Bonus Episode “Gorilla Fist”• Trailers Kids anymore are spoiled. You get whole channels that give you cartoons daily. When I was a kid it … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Musicrama, Inc.MSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 119 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Deleted scenes• Bloopers• Trailers The Pitch "It’s Six Feet Under by way of Monster with a pit stop at Dawn of the Dead’s F/X shop." The Humans A bunch of people I’ve never heard of covered in blood. Dolores … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner BrothersMSRP: $19.97 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 101 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary with Paul Mazursky and Jamie Farr, Glenn Ford’s son Peter Ford and Assistant Director Joel Freeman• The Blackboard Jumble (A Droopy cartoon)• Original Theatrical Trailer Note: This DVD is part of the fantastic Warner Brothers Controversial Classics Collection (Buy … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Buena VistaMSRP: $29.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 85 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: • Deleted Scenes• Commentaries• Featurettes The Pitch “It’s Hellraiser… in Bucharest! With Kari!” The Humans Kari Wuhrer (Fatal Conflict, Kate’s Addiction), Doug Bradley (a bunch of Hellraisers), some British people The Nutshell Amy Klein (Wuhrer) is an American undercover journalist … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MiramaxMSRP: $19.99 RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 171 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Trailers "Kinetic" ought to be a natural description for a moving picture. It’s a little odd when the word gets tossed around as an adjective with degrees, X is far more kinetic than Y. Then, to go one further, someone went … Continue reading →
Welcome to CHUD’s Special Edition! Let’s just skip all of the minor small talk and get right down to destroying our lives, wallets, and DVD pants with the latest DVD announcements that can tell if your friends asses got kicked by sharks. Atrocities Against Humanity! There are many who’ll disagree with me, but I feel … Continue reading →