William Nash

DVD REVIEW: STATE PROPERTY 2

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lions GateMSRP: $27.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 88 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Commentary The Pitch “As if rap itself were not embarrassing enough…” The Humans Damon Dash (The Woodsman – WTF!?), Mariah Carey (Glitter – Possibly the best film about the mentally retarded, ever!), ODB (Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: EVEN STEVENS MOVIE, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $19.95 RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 94 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary• Survival Game The Pitch “It’s like the family you’ve always wanted… To bludgeon and disembowel.” The Humans Christy Carlson Romano (Kim Possible, Cadet Kelly &… Well, my dreams), Shia LaBeouf (Constantine, I Robot), Tim Meadows (SNL, The Ladies Man) & … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: CADET KELLY

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $19.97RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 100 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Trailers• Commentary• Featurette The Pitch “Slightly more enjoyable than self-circumcision” The Humans Hillary Duff (Lizzie McGuire & countless other Disney DTV tripe…), Christy Carlson Romano (Kim Possible, FHM spread [2009 optimistically]), Gary Cole (Office Space, One Hour Photo & American Gothic), … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BATTLEFIELD BASEBALL

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Subversive CinemaMSRP: $29.95 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 137 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary• Deleted Scenes• Short Films• Music Video• 2 Documentaries• Trailers I like baseball. I like zombies. I like movies. How could this go wrong? no. The Flick I wanted to like this film, I really did. It seemed pretty cut … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: KANSAS CITY

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New LineMSRP: $19.97 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 91 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Trailers• Commentary The following review is based on a film from a bygone era. A film from a simpler time, when men were men, women were women, dogs were dogs and premarital sex still actually meant something. That’s right, … Continue reading