BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Respond 2MSRP: $35.98RATED: N/ARUNNING TIME: N/ASPECIAL FEATURES: Never-before-seen footage Goddamn, they’re starting them in animal porn younger and younger… The Pitch “Let’s give ‘em three hours of sometimes humorous animals caught on video, an annoying narrator spewing sickeningly bad dialogue set to endless canned laughter.” The Humans What humans? … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $29.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 385 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • The construction of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition• Rest and relaxation – Witness the hilarious antics and hijinks on the set during down time• Bloopers and outtakes• Preston and Paul – Watch an entertaining montage of your favorite on-set designers’ banter Hi, … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $29.99RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 78 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted Scenes• Rascal Flatts Music Video• Sting’s "Making The Music Video" Featurette• Behind the Scenes Featurettes• Feature Commentary The first time I saw The Emperor’s New Groove it was the Sunday night feature on ABC’s Wonderful World of Disney. Having never seen … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $19.99RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 63 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Phil of the Future Episode• Music Video The Pitch "Gang, the Holidays are here. Let’s get started on those little sample discs to be packaged in with our other titles." "Ummm, sir? I know I’m just an intern and all, but I’m … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyRATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 63 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Virtual Snowglobe Maker• Snowglobe Screensaver The Pitch This spot is usually reserved for a clever little jab at the studio or filmmaker, but I can’t think of one, so I’ll just say I assume the pitch was, "Let’s make a Disney Princess Christmas … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 90/89 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Featurette (Mom at Sixteen Only) The Pitch "Uhhh…sex is bad, mmkay?" The Humans Mom – Mercedes Ruehl, Jane Krakowski, Danielle Panabaker; Dad – Kathy Baker, Bruce Davison, Paul Franklin Dano "…with cinematography by Dave Davis…" The Nutshell Two stories about teenage … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $59.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 970 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Featurettes• Commentaries• Deleted Scenes By the end of the third season of Smallville, I’d pretty much decided I nearly had enough. The departure from the freak-of-the-week formula was simply replaced with a different series of constant coincidences, and Clark Kent and … Continue reading
If you haven’t already become engorged beyond belief by now, most are slowly trekking along that sleepy path, dreaming of Tryptophanian slumber. But if you can manage to keep those hellishly damned eyes of yours awake for a few more moments, we’ll get to the crux of this ‘special’ Special Edition. Black Friday. Some would … Continue reading