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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

By Tim Kelly · 08.10.2012 · No comments

Nick, Renn and Tim debate an election farce.

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis. Shooting stuff up!

Pretty white kids line up to shoot some foreigners…

Transformers star may soon join ANTICHRIST director’s arty porn film.

By Tim Kelly · 08.09.2012 · No comments

With NFL training camp in full swing, Tim revisits this forgotten turd.

The son looks to the father, eager to make people bleed.

By Tim Kelly · 08.09.2012 · No comments

EW gives us a glimpse of Pixar’s “Partysaurus Rex” short.

By Tim Kelly · 08.09.2012 · No comments

Exactly what it sounds like.

Michael can talk to the animals. Just imagine it. Chatting to a chimp in chimpanzee.

Uncensored trailer sells the movie based on cast & titties.