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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

DEVIN DOES HOLLYWOOD

This Sunday is a big day for me. Heckler, the movie that marks my big screen debut, is premiering in Los Angeles at the Arclight. I saw the film earlier this year at the Tribeca Film Festival, and I found it to be funny and interesting, even if I didn’t agree with all of the … Continue reading

FOCUS FINDS JARMUSCH’S LIMITS

The films of Jim Jarmusch never burn up the charts, but they garner enough critical and arthouse attention that he manages to get the green light one way or another. His last, Broken Flowers (which, as a fan of Jarmusch, Bill Murray and the Ethiopiques music collection I feel like a criminal for not having … Continue reading

EDGAR WRIGHT STAYS CLASSY

It’s bad enough that Spaced, the classic British TV show created by Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Jessica Stevenson, is getting remade for America (Edgar is calling this version McSpaced), but now there are people online who think that the original creators have sold out and that they are somehow involved in this new monstrosity. … Continue reading

DRIPPING WET RAY WINSTONE

There’s a quickie 45 second clip from Beowulf that has popped up on Yahoo! Movies. It’s completely out of context, but if I had to guess it’s Beowulf telling a tall tale about his past – the opening line is ‘We swam for five days, neck and neck.’ While swimming Beowulf and his opponent (it’s … Continue reading

GRIMM CASTING FOR THE NEW GILLIAM

Heath Ledger is getting his future ducks in a row; just the other day it was reported that he, along with Sean Penn, was in talks for the next Terence Malick film (Tree of Life) and now word comes that he’s going to star in the next Terry Gilliam movie. Gilliam, coming off the gutpunch … Continue reading

EPHRON AND STREEP TO INDUCE MORE HEARTBURN

And now… the downside of work stoppages. Were it not for the stupid charity of Sony’s Amy Pascal, we might’ve been done with Nora Ephron as a director seven years ago. And were the town behaving normally, even the stupid charity of Ms. Pascal might’ve proved insufficient to parole Ephron from Director Jail, where she … Continue reading

CLOSERER

No, Patrick Marber has not been commissioned to make another vicious mess of male/female relationships (though that’d be fine by me so long as he issues a written apology for Notes on a Scandal). Matter of fact, he has nothing to do with Duplicity, a Universal Pictures drama that will re-team the attractively antagonistic pair … Continue reading