Russ Fischer

THE YEAR’S MOST MISLEADING TITLE

If you’ve been reading our Chud Essentials list over the past week, the film Q The Winged Serpent should be fresh in mind. I’m just saying that because in mere moments I’m going to write about the upcoming flick Winged Creatures, and I feel it’s really important to get thefact that it is not a … Continue reading

FRATERNAL FISTICUFFS

It’s looking like a good year to be Boston in the movies. With The Departed‘s Oscar buzz sweeping up into registers that only dogs can hear and a directorial debut from Affleck that had promising reports from set, other production companies are eyeing the city’s history, unique locations and penchant for turning out working class … Continue reading

DRAINING THE LILLARD

Two things that never need appear again in a film not oriented towards the chronic masturbator crowd: pool boys and pimps. And yet American Summer will soon begin shooting in New Orleans, hiding both those archetypes not only under one blasé title, but in a single character. Matthew Lillard, not so conspicuously low-profile since 2004’s … Continue reading

METAL GEAR CINEMA

The distressingly large game geek contingent that continually argues the Metal Gear series as an example of masterful storytelling is about to get an extra shot of legitimacy. Series creator Hideo Kojima has been talking up movie possibilities for a while now, and Sony Pictures (providing an assist to SCEA with one of their only … Continue reading

LINDSAY LOHAN IS OF NO IMPORTANCE

The original title for this article was ‘Biel beats off Lohan’. Then I realized that (a) it wasn’t quite right and (b) we don’t have the bandwidth to support the number of hits we’d get from Dave Davis alone. Not that it matters anyway, since this is really just another excuse to run a partially … Continue reading

CASTING IN THE MIST

When I was a kid and still read Stephen King* his story The Mist was one that really seemed perfect for cinema. It’s the essential horror setup: a bunch of people, some sane, some not, are trapped inside a supermarket while their town is enveloped in an inexplicable mist containing horrific monsters. Frank Darabont thinks … Continue reading