Russ Fischer

REVIEW: GONE BABY GONE (RUSS’ TAKE)

There’s a sort of hometown loyalty that leads creators to represent their place of origin as a whitewashed paradise where undesirable elements are corralled and neutered, people are pretty and endings are happy, or at least palatable. Then there’s the hometown love you’ll see in Gone Baby Gone, a dark glass through which Ben Affleck … Continue reading

YOU CAN’T HAVE TOO MANY GUILLERMOS

Del Toro. Navarro. Now Guillermo Arriaga, writer of Babel and 21 Grams, is set to get behind the camera for his first feature directing gig, based on his own script The Burning Plain. Call me curious; I’d be less interested in Arriaga if he hadn’t written the amazing Amores Perros and The Three Burials Of … Continue reading

BARBARELLA’S APPEAL IS NOT UNIVERSAL

You want to see Rose McGowan take a turn or two in the Excessive Machine. I want to see it. Robert Rodriguez gets to see it every night, but he wants to put it on film…publicly. Universal, however, while interested in paying $19.99 for the homemade DVD or $9.99 for the DRM-free digital download, isn’t … Continue reading

CLINT CASTS COMPETENCE

Clint Eastwood’s getting his actors in line for The Changeling, the movie he’s making that isn’t a remake of the fun George C. Scott ghost flick from the 1980. (And not to be confused with Changeling sans the definite article, a film whose titular status will probably live up to its original title, which won’t … Continue reading

EXACTLY HOW ABSURD IS THIS DICK PIC?

I had to stop and take a few breaths before writing this article, because every paragraph I read in the source story just screamed wrong, wrong, WRONG. Where’s that Kevin Spacey .gif? The basics: as we’ve reported before, Bill Pullman is playing a sorta, kinda version of Philip K Dick in the unauthorized biopic Your … Continue reading

JOE PESCI RETURNS, RUNS WHORES

Fresh from his exhausting stint doing not a goddamn thing for the past decade (does The Good Shepherd count?) Joe Pesci is about to live every boy’s dream: he’s going to play fuck/marry/kill with Helen Mirren, Helen Mirren and some unknown actor, all within the confines of a thinly fictionalized Mustang Ranch. Guess which one … Continue reading