Movie commercials offer us a great service; they not only show us which upcoming movies look good, but also which upcoming movies look like Hitler Turds (turds that waste no energy being anywhere except directly beneath your nose). In honor of this profound art, which I partake in from time to time, I give you … Continue reading
1980’s action movies are a strange beast. Like any genre, they must change with the times while adhering to a recognizable formula. But with a formula invented in a stylistically dated era, 1980’s action moves face problems when transitioning into new decades, specifically shitty decades like the 90’s and that last one we just had. … Continue reading
Like Johnny Cash.
You gotta do what you can with what you got.
Movie commercials offer us a great service; they not only show us which upcoming movies look good, but also which upcoming movies look like Hitler Turds (turds that waste no energy being anywhere except directly beneath your nose). In honor of this profound art, which I partake in from time to time, I give you … Continue reading
But it’s so much fun!
A girl falls down a hole and gets hit in the hatter and eats a rabbit. CRAZY SHIT!
I’ll take that bacon-burger with a side-order of Pavlovian sadness, please.
Classic movies are so stupid. They’re all black and white and subversive and shit. Let’s make things easier to see!
Now that I’ve seen it, I’ve come up with more shit to say.