“I think half of my life has been spent trying to decide what movie to watch.” – Amanda Tague She has a point. I don’t want to think about how many hours I’ve spent in front of my dvd collection, eyes idly gliding up and down the shelves, trying to find that one perfect movie … Continue reading
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I have a friend who likes Julia Stiles. She said, and I quote “When I was 12, I read this interview with her in some dumb magazine. And she just seemed really nice. Someone I would like to be friends with. Perhaps go on a picnic.” I’m pretty sure she’s the only person in America who likes Julia … Continue reading
WARNING: This blog post features sexually explicit text. Not for the faint of heart. Lately I feel like I haven’t been performing to the height of my intelligence, in most aspects. All my jokes seem to be the kind of rambling non-jokes they cram into Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I even watched Batman ’89 recently, a … Continue reading
There are all sorts of great double features. Not too long ago I had a Teeth & Carrie double feature. “Vaginas Gone Wrong Night”, we called it. You know what isn’t a good double feature? Above the Law and Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres. I wasted my Saturday on a film … Continue reading
There are an awful lot of things that The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation gets wrong as a film, but the one that really bugs me the most is that Leatherface looks like Old Greg. But it’s the fact that this bugs me that really bugs me. Being an utter Philistine, my favorite book of … Continue reading