Patrick Ripoll

Picking out a movie

“I think half of my life has been spent trying to decide what movie to watch.” – Amanda Tague She has a point. I don’t want to think about how many hours I’ve spent in front of my dvd collection, eyes idly gliding up and down the shelves, trying to find that one perfect movie … Continue reading

Barack Roll

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10 Things I Hate About Julia Stiles

I have a friend who likes Julia Stiles. She said, and I quote “When I was 12, I read this interview with her in some dumb magazine.  And she just seemed really nice.  Someone I would like to be friends with.  Perhaps go on a picnic.” I’m pretty sure she’s the only person in America who likes Julia … Continue reading


WARNING: This blog post features sexually explicit text. Not for the faint of heart. Lately I feel like I haven’t been performing to the height of my intelligence, in most aspects. All my jokes seem to be the kind of rambling non-jokes they cram into Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I even watched Batman ’89 recently, a … Continue reading