ATMs and You. It’s safe to say that we have evolved from a cash culture to a digital one, right? Debit cards, credit cards, online banking, and paperless bill paying is the standard and not something for the cutting edge technophiles that nasally snotch Lazlow caters to. My mother, a late adopter of the internet, … Continue reading
Soccer Is NOT a Chess Match. I have an Iraqi friend who obviously loves soccer more than a nice jihad, but he’s not one of those blindly one-sport people who’s unwilling to understand and appreciate all that the world of sports has to offer. He’s also a die-hard Dallas Cowboys fan, which is comical. But, … Continue reading
More pictures and more dumb shit.
Miller Fucked Life. Beer commercials are the worst. This is not a new opinion. I have long grown numb to the proliferation of advertisements that equate the golden elixir to some cosmic juice that is more important than relationships, worth risking your life for, and the secret missing ingredient to a perfect life. With all … Continue reading
Mommy Needs a Kick in the Face! I have this habit of ramming into the cleaning lady’s car in my driveway. It’s happened twice now and it will never happen again or I will become another statistic of a normal suburban guy gone horribly wrong who suddenly puts down the garden hose and eats the … Continue reading
No HIV prevention from Viagra? I was watching today’s protested Red Sox/Blue Jays game [good on ya, Red Sox] and a commercial for Viagra came on. A really weird one where a bunch of older guys all seemed to be having too much fun with what they were doing and then I realized that it … Continue reading
Fun, laid back comic gets a TV deal.
Vagina, it’s what’s for dinner. If you were expecting the be all end all of pussy eating blogs, you’ve come to the wrong place. I’m sure our resident Lothario Dellamorte’s got one cooking but I’m SO not the authority on such matters and if I was, I’d probably keep it to myself anyhow. I’m bashful … Continue reading
It’s better than you, says Nick.
Easter Sucks Dick. I’m kind of a grumpy jerk when it comes to family gatherings. As much as I love my extended family and my wife’s family, I just don’t enjoy any gathering that is REQUIRED. I suck at being told what to do, which is probably why I don’t work in sales or the … Continue reading