MCP: NINTENDO’S E3 CONFERENCE LIVEBLOG
“*ahem* ……Mario.” *APPLAUSE* “….yep that’s all we got, thanks for coming, and enjoy your E3! Guards! Alert my money jacuzzi to prepare for my arrival.”
“*ahem* ……Mario.” *APPLAUSE* “….yep that’s all we got, thanks for coming, and enjoy your E3! Guards! Alert my money jacuzzi to prepare for my arrival.”
“Battle Arena Toshinden HD Collection will be released this fall!” *dead silence*
“Now: The Kinect Sensor scans for pubes before allowing you on XBox Live.” *MASSIVE APPLAUSE, OPEN WEEPING*
All the news, none of the nerd sweat. Follow the big show here.
Prepare to begin giving a shit about Metal Gear again. I KNOW, THE WORLD NO LONGER MAKES SENSE TO YOU EITHER, DOES IT?!
What is a trailer? A miserable pile of secrets!
Capcom celebrates Street Fighter’s 25th Anniversary with a giant box of HOLY SHIT.
The guy behind Tromeo and Juliet and Slither talks about the new hotness. Or deadness. The new hot deadness. Yeah.
Launch trailer for Max Payne 3 assaults you with orange and bullets.
The greatest thing you’ll see someone do with a tomahawk all day.