As you enjoy fireworks and booze and the rhythmic slap-slap of bellies in cabanas, allow us to do our part to bring the slightly rudderless ship known as The Black Pearl into port a little early. You saw Devin’s glowing review, and in the recent spirit of things here’s our contrasting tag team variant … Continue reading
Mailbagsukidoji: Hey folks, You have a comment and don’t want to send a letter? Please click HERE and pipe up on the message boards. Please? That thread is deader than Persis Khambatta. Now that I’ve gotten another Leak out of me, the letters are coming nice and steady. Makes me think I oughta keep it … Continue reading
Welcome to the tag team review of one of the most anticipated films in the lifetime of someone who hasn’t been alive for very long. Superman Returns is one of the big ones. One of the A-List comic book franchises. Bigger than anything but perhaps Batman and Spidey. lot of false starts, big names, and … Continue reading
Mailbagsukidoji: Hey folks, You have a comment and don’t want to send a letter? Please click HERE and pipe up on the message boards. Please? That thread is deader than Ralph Bellamy. Now that I’ve gotten another Leak out of me, the letters are coming nice and steady. Makes me think I oughta keep it … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Buena VistaMSRP: $29.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 500 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Discs! The Pitch "Geena Davis is the president of the whole wide world!" The Humans Geena Davis. Donald Sutherland. Kyle Secor. Harry Lennix. Peter Coyote. The Nutshell (My Part 2 review) The President of the United States’ hit point … Continue reading
The Set Up…It’s been over a half of a year since one of these ugly dogs graced this here site. I kept writing and rewriting a farewell letter that never came. Part of it was because I felt there was a conflict of interest aspect I had to tiptoe around because I really don’t want … Continue reading
Finally. Richard Linklater’s anticipated Philip K. Dick adaptation A Scanner Darkly (Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr, Winona Ryder, Woody Harrelson) is finally coming to theaters in all its Rotoscoped glory. I hated the piss out of Waking Life’s coffeehouse ramblings but the visual style used there (and now in credit card commercials) is nothing short … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TouchstoneMSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 121 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • 7 extra minutes of profanity and *plot* The Pitch for Con Air "Crooks on a Plane." The Humans Nicolas Cage. John Cusack. John Malkovich. Steve Buscemi. Ving Rhames. Colm Meaney. Monica Potter. Rachel Ticotin. Mykeliti Williamson. The Nutshell Allow me … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Anchor BayMSRP: $19.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 99 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Disc• Trailer• Featurette The Pitch "An existential Italian horror flick starring a Brit and lots and lots of undead ladies and gentlemen." The Humans Rupert Everett. Italians. The Nutshell Francesco Dellamorte (Everett) has a rough job; sending the dead … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New LineMSRP: $27.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 122 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • storyboard comparisons• commentary• featurette The Pitch "Where the fuck is Gregory Hines? Oh, he got defeated by God. This is the OTHER Running Scared, the gritty action thriller with Paul Walker from the guy who made The Cooler." The … Continue reading