What’s he looking at over there to the left? It must be INTENSE. The man with the piercing green eyes and the mostly shaven nutduster is Nelson McCormick, the man making all of your remake dreams come true with his Prom Night. That’s right, the horror film that was no good in the 80’s is … Continue reading
Please send letters. David Writes: Re Dr. Strange Review FYI Your sites content seems to be rapidly descending from, sarcastic, funny & hip to pointlessly bitter & resentful. What’s up with that? If feels like you seem to think that everything everyone puts out across most media seems so creatively boring and lame, that one … Continue reading
Where the author tells you of the many things out there that make him want to become a master thief with an exceptionally large basement to hoard the myriad material things worth owning and loving. Good day. The love of consumption is a shameful yet glorious thing as evidenced by the many odd and showy … Continue reading
Instead of just bumping the one article for the CHUD Podcast, I’m going to give each installment their own so that we can build this thing up a little better and keep it fresh. Of course fresh isn’t exactly on the menu with these shows due to the meandering craziness of them, but you get … Continue reading
Holy shit. Joust: The Movie. I promise I’m not jealous because my HBO Root Beer Tapper mini-series wasn’t greenlit when I say that this impending strike is a fuckfaced retarded asshole poopface. For the record, Aaron Eckhart would have made an excellent Tapper. It’s one thing to perpetuate. Keep the gears turning. Hollowood isn’t able … Continue reading
A little backstory. Throughout the years as I’ve tried to get a grasp on my own film career I’ve been asked by the folks I’m working with if there’s any filmmakers to watch and though I know some very talented folks there’s only one guy in my entire career that I’ve said is the next … Continue reading
"The meats betrayed me. What else could I do?" BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: City LightsMSRP: $29.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 99 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Commentary Trailer Map of Mena Suvari’s Home World The Pitch A coming of age story set in New York’s beloved borough against a backdrop of friendship, love, and the mob. Never. … Continue reading
I am a staunch supporter of one Danny Boyle. That staunchness is strained after Sunshine took a perfectly interesting idea and shoved hot pokers in its ass. The Blurvillain of ’07 shant be forgotten for some time, but I’ll defend Millions, A Life Less Ordinary, and even The Beach as worthwhile if not superlative films … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: ParamountMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 60 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Deleted Scenes Commentary Comedy Central Presents Tiny Poster Extra Footage The Pitch A Comedy Central DVD release of the stand-up from one of the more laid back and solid young comedians working today. The Humans Demetri Martin & friends. The Nutshell … Continue reading
We can now rest easy. The CHUD Curse is long over thanks to the success of films like Superbad, Pan’s Labyrinth, Knocked Up, and assorted other meats from guys we love and admire. For a while it seemed as if there was indeed a situation where we, like getting a Sports Illustrated cover or a … Continue reading