Never trust the devil.
It sucks to have such responsibilities placed in a bitter hunchback’s deformed little hands.
There are a lot of cute and fuzzy things out there. Some more friendly than others.
Don’t you hate it when you wake up like this?
A zombie’s first day, post-zombification. Let’s watch!
Jigsaw’s really just not that good. How about some comeuppance?
Bad, bad, bad, bad, boy, you make me feel so good!
Does it get any better? That’s a rhetorical question, because the answer is no.
WWZD? What would zombies do? A question I ask myself every weekend.