Poor poor zombies. They do indeed have it rough, don’t they? And while I personally prefer a natural rack, I can see how a more lasting pair might be a big hit at the graveyard.

Luckily I have no stories of my own to add this week. Though i did email that Bobbit fellow (not that hobbit fellow) (or that Hedwig fellow) to get his take on the whole unfortunate situation. Sadly I never got a reply. We’ll all just have to assume it’s as bad as we imagine it would be….