What a tricky bastard! Consider this a public service announcement ladies, you can indeed get pregnant the first time you do it. Especially if the dude has horns protruding from his forehead. You just can’t trust those guys. Be on the lookout for cleft hooves and tails as well.

For all y’all who are worried about poor little Ricky’s mom, you’ll be happy to know that though she did indeed lose her virginity, she did not lose her soul. Nor is little Ricky the fruit of that particular union. So that’s a relief!