Really, this one’s sort of a gimme. Whenever the commercial came on, I and whatever degenerates I was hanging out with at the time would laugh with puerile glee at the shot of the sleep-deprived little pervert under the schoolgirl’s desk. I suppose it’s scarier in Japan where that stuff actually happens. It happened at least eight times in my two years teaching English over there. Luckily I was only caught once. Ba da bump! Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week folks, don’t forget to tip your waiters!