Devin Faraci

I’M NOT THERE: THE CLIFF NOTES

Todd Haynes’ brilliant new film, I’m Not There, was once subtitled Suppositions on a Film Concerning Bob Dylan. I think that subtitle goes a long way to letting you know what kind of movie this is: non-linear and without a specific through-line… or a through-Dylan. Six actor play Bob, or aspects of him, and there’s … Continue reading

THE FAST, THE FURIOUS, THE FOXY

It’s the dumb movie equivalent of getting the Beatles back together*: Jordana Brewster has signed on to reprise her role of Mia, Vin Diesel’s sister, in The Fast and The Furious 4. With this, the old gang, including Diesel and Paul Walker, are back together as we never dared hope they would be. And all … Continue reading

BIRDS SHIT

It isn’t just the internet that sometimes gets it completely and totally wrong; earlier this week The Denver Post reported that Robert Knepper, the infamous T-Bag from Prison Break, was going to star in the remake of The Birds for the fine people at Platinum Dunes. The problem is: Platinum Dunes never even met with … Continue reading

THIS IS WHAT G-FORCE SOUNDS LIKE

G-Force, the upcoming Bruckheimer CGI/live action hybrid whose basic concept really reminds me of Grant Morrison’s WE3 (also in film development) but you know, for kids, now has its lead characters. Or their voices, anyway. Nicolas Cage, Steve Buscemi and Tracy Morgan (diversity!) have signed on to deliver the nuanced vocals of a group of … Continue reading

JUSTICE LEAGUE LIMITED?

We’ve seen movies begin taking the loss this week as a result of the strike: Shantaram and Nine are delayed, and if rumors are true, Oliver Stone’s Pinkville is dead, dead, dead forever. One fil that keeps getting mentioned as being right on the edge of getting axed is George Miller’s Justice League, but the … Continue reading

THE BARONESS IS A FACTORY GIRL

The first casting for GI Joe has been announced and I have to admit that I don’t fully get it. According to Variety, Sienna Miller has been cast as ‘the female lead,’ a character they describe as ‘a raven-haired baroness and sexy femme fatale skilled in espionage.’ A baroness? Or The Baroness? But how on … Continue reading