Adam Dimuzio

DVD REVIEW: FULL HOUSE – SEASON 3

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $29.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 500 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: "Joey Impersonations" – montage of Dave Coulier’s comic impersonations The Pitch “Crap – we’re been renewed! What do we do for Season 3? Cheesy family jokes? Have Stamos sing? Another Coulier Popeye impression? Crap! If only those twins were 18!” … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DEN OF LIONS

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DimensionMSRP: $29.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 98 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: It has Stephen Dorff – what is more special than that? The Pitch Second in Command minus the high cost of Van Damme and half the production value. The Humans Stephen Dorff, Bob Hoskins and Laura Fraser Bob Hoskins hasn’t had a … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: GOLDEN GIRLS, THE – SEASON 4

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TouchstoneMSRP: $39.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 624 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Top 10 Guest Stars of Season 4 The Pitch "It’s Friends minus the guys, an additional 40 years and more sexual references." The Humans Bea “the snappy one” Arthur, Betty “the dumb one” White, Rue “the slut” McClanahan and Estelle “the old, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DISNEY SING ALONG SONGS #2

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $14.99 EachRATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 27 Minutes EachSPECIAL FEATURES: The DVDs are so special Disney included no features.The Pitch “Mr. Iger? Since we don’t put out any actual musicals anymore, why don’t we whore out every notable song we’ve ever produced in a different way? Maybe no one … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: FULL HOUSE – SEASON 2

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $29.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 536 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Trivia• “Rules of Parenting” Before reading this review, please check out my review of Season 1. Yes, I have had the pleasure of reviewing Full House not once, but twice. I even asked for this horror the second time. My … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: POLAR EXPRESS, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $29.98RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 100 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Never-before-seen Smokey and Steamer song• You Look Familiar: The Many "Polar Faces" of Tom Hanks• True Inspirations: An Author’s Adventure: Profiling Chris Van Allsburg• Josh Groban Oscar performance• Behind the scenes of "Believe"• Polar Express challenge• Meet the Snow Angels: the … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: ADVENTURES OF SPIN AND MARTY

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $32.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 275 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Introductions by Leonard Maltin• Screen test• Mickey Mouse Club episode• Publicity and stills The Pitch “Let’s make a serial show but without all that annoying action stuff and leave those cliffhanger things off too. Kids will watch it becuase of the Mouse … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: TWO HANDS

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MiramaxMSRP: $29.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 93 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch (Pulp Fiction + Jackie Brown)/(Aussies!) The Humans Heath Ledger, Bryan “F/X” Brown, Rose Byrne The Nutshell Jimmy (Ledger) gets his first job for local gangster Panda (Brown). Deliver $10,000 to an old lady. Very simple. Jimmy would make $500 … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: GOLDEN GIRLS, THE – LIFETIME INTIMATE PORTRAIT

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $14.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 170 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch “Take the E! True Hollywood Story, triple the estrogen and throw in four cranky old broads.” The Humans Bea “the snappy one” Arthur, Betty “the dumb one” White, Rue “the slut” McClanahan and Estelle “the old, snappy one” … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: ALIENS OF THE DEEP

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Buena VistaMSRP: $29.99RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 47 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Extended Version The Pitch "(James Cameron + water + Documentary – Bill Paxton) * Aliens (but not Aliens)." The Humans The King of the World and some loyal subjects. The Nutshell James Cameron takes a crew of marine biologists and NASA … Continue reading