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Here is everything CHUD has to offer starting with the newest content, going all the way back to our humble beginnings.

ENTER PAN’S LABYRINTH

The teaser for Pan’s Labyrinth, the next film from Guillermo del Toro, is here, and it just freaked me the fuck out. That’s pretty impressive, since my crappy computer plays all streaming video as if it were stop motion animated by a spastic (seriously, I hate streaming video so very fucking much), and this thing … Continue reading

BACK IN THE OCEAN – AGAIN

The first one was great. The second one was unexpected fun. Somehow I don’t feel the need to go back for thirds. But nobody asks me about these things, so the planning for Ocean’s Thirteen is underway right now. The idea is to have a 2006 start on the film, with (Nation’s Punched contributor) Brian … Continue reading

BACK IN THE OCEAN – AGAIN

The first one was great. The second one was unexpected fun. Somehow I don’t feel the need to go back for thirds. But nobody asks me about these things, so the planning for Ocean’s Thirteen is underway right now. The idea is to have a 2006 start on the film, with (Nation’s Punched contributor) Brian … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DARK WATER (UNRATED)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Touchstone Home EntertainmentMSRP: $29.99RATED: Unrated (but really PG-13)RUNNING TIME: 103 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted Scenes• "The Sounds of Terror" featurette• Commentary on selected scenes• "Beneath the Surface: The Making of Dark Water"• "And Extraordinary Ensemble" featurette Pete Hammond, film critic for Maxim Magazine, has a quote right on the front … Continue reading

TRAILER: 5-25-77

Holy Hoth, it seems like I’ve heard about this movie almost as many years as I’ve been writing for CHUD and chasing girls half my age (not necessarily associated hobbies), but 5-25-77 finally seems like it’s ready to escape the tractor beam of development hell. The movie is a love letter to the first Star Wars, with toothy Freaks … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 1.3.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

AVENGERS: THE MOVIE! (SORT OF)

Mark Millar and Bryan Hitch’s run on The Ultimates, Marvel’s reboot version of The Avengers, is often called “widescreen,” and compared to big budget action films. So it makes sense that their first storyline, Super-Human, would end up the basis of a movie. Of course with live action budgets being what they are, and the … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE – VOL. 4

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Turner Home EntertainmentMSRP: $29.98RATED: TV-PGRUNNING TIME: 149 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• “Audio Commmentary” on selected episodes• Promos• Comic Con 2004 – footage from 2004 Adult Swim Panel• Spacecataz• Raydon – Short Film• Fan Art Gallery• "Play All" gag• Making of the Recording of Spacegate World • Trailer Aqua Teen Hunger Force … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DUKES OF HAZZARD, THE – SEASON 5

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $39.98RATED: N/ARUNNING TIME: 1059 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Hazzard County Stunt Team: Reunited and in Your Face!: the original stunt team pays tribute to coordinator Paul Baxley• Cooter’s Place: Keeping the Dream Alive: Visit Ben Jones’ shrine to all things HazzardFrequently, the exact moment that a long-running television … Continue reading