Sometimes I wish I was a woman. And not just because I would like to spend my days staring at my supple breasts in the mirror (I do that now anyway). I would like to be a woman so I could do something like give an award for “Best Depiction of Nudity or Sexuality” and … Continue reading
Kevin Smith made a lot of mistakes with Clerks II, but perhaps the most egregious was casting Jason Lee as a yuppie scumbag. The problem with that casting is that Lee’s face is now dominated by his awful My Name is Earl mustache, and putting a pink shirt on him will not change that fact. … Continue reading
What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading
Somehow I missed this over the weekend: there’s a poster for the new Pang Brothers movie, The Messengers, and if you have microscopic vision, you should be able to make out the name ‘Mark Wheaton’ on there as screenwriter. That name may not be very familiar to you, but perhaps you’ll better remember his nom … Continue reading
Things are looking up for The Simpsons Movie. The first teaser trailer, which featured Homer being smashed around by a wrecking ball (a gag from 1926 that holds up so well it feels more like it’s from 1933!), was, without a doubt, the worst teaser for a cinematic endeavor ever (unless that video of Screech … Continue reading
While I knew that I’d be picking up Twilight Princess at the Wii launch, I wasn’t sure what else would be worth buying. The purpose for most launch games is to display the abilities of the new system. Sometimes they are groundbreaking (Mario 64) and sometimes they are poor games with many bells and whistles … Continue reading
There are certain things that I would love to have listed on my tombstone. A collection of the eccentric moments in my life that I’m – for better or worse – proud of having experienced. And I’m sure by the time Andre Dellamorte III sits on my lap, my story of having coffee and pie … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $39.98 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 354 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Canceled scenes from select episodes• Season 5 Internet teaser with introduction by director Jon Cassar• "Season 5: Declassified" – a lowdown on Season 5 as the creative minds behind the series and select cast members discuss the show’s … Continue reading
1. GEEK MONTHLY #1 From the folks at CFQ (primarily well-known nerd entrepraneur Mark Altman, who I have to introduce myself to as if it’s the first time every time) comes a magazine devoted to geek culture and all its incarnations. Thankfully, it’s under the stewardship of genuine good guy Jeff Bond. This issue’s strong … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Subversive CinemaMSRP: $29.95RATED: UnratedsSPECIAL FEATURES:Each disc contains:• Feature commentary w/ cast and crew• Production diary• Behind-the-scenes featurette• Bios• Still gallery The Pitch Mark Savage has been around for a while, though you may have never heard of him. He’s Australian underground, a large name in a comparatively small world. … Continue reading