I’m sorry, but what was it, aside from the meager domestic returns, that Steven E. de Souza’s Street Fighter failed to get right about a video game in which cartoon characters wallop the shit out of each other? Were there storytelling nuances he missed? Character arcs left unresolved? Finishing moves misrepresented? Getting indignant over a … Continue reading
Titanicd. James Cameronc. Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winsletrelease date: November 20, 2007 The movie is becoming quite a joke as this is yet another release for the blockbuster. Released in 1997 and watched by every woman on the planet enough times to gross almost two billion dollars, the DVD has started to look similar to … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Paramount Home VideoMSRP: $39.99RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 1070 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Gag Reel The Pitch Donald P. Bellisario’s show about military lawyers…FEATURING FRIGGIN’ CATHERINE BELL, BABY!! WOO HOO! HOT DAMN!!! The Humans David James Elliott, Catherine Bell, Patrick Labyorteaux, Karri Turner, Trevor Goddard, John M. Jackson. "Yes, ha ha, … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: ThinkFilmMSRP: $27.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 93 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Music Video (“Big Plans” by Sunriser) Deleted Scenes Outtakes Trailer Trailer Gallery The Pitch Let’s rob a bank using only the knowledge we learned watching movies. The Humans Andrew Keegan (7th Heaven), Lacey Chabert (Party of Five), John Krasinski (The Office), Dean … Continue reading
Robert Graves’s novel, I, Claudius: Stutterin’ to the Top of the Roman Empire, was the basis for the greatest television miniseries of all time. What are the chances it will inspire the greatest movie of all time? And what are the chances I could come up with a lamer intro to this piece? Producer Scott … Continue reading
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We’ve seen Tom Cruise in his Nazi get-up from the film Valkyrie, but the image above is the first of the actor surrounded by his cinematic co-conspirators. All of the men are involved in a plot to kill Hitler and end the Second World War*, as well as a plot to pretend like Tom Cruise … Continue reading
Yes, the Preacher show for HBO is still kicking around, and looking at how weak their original programming line-up is lately, it’s probably a safe bet that this show is going places. Sadly, it will still be going to them with Mark Steven Johnson, the auteur of Ghost Rider*, but it looks like there will … Continue reading
BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.99RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 575 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch Seven times more wholesome then the first season. The Humans Bob Saget, John Stamos, Dave Coulier, Lori Loughlin, Candace Cameron, Jodie Sweetin, Mary Kate and Ashley Olson. The Nutshell What’s changed since I reviewed Season 5 … Continue reading
Holy shit. Joust: The Movie. I promise I’m not jealous because my HBO Root Beer Tapper mini-series wasn’t greenlit when I say that this impending strike is a fuckfaced retarded asshole poopface. For the record, Aaron Eckhart would have made an excellent Tapper. It’s one thing to perpetuate. Keep the gears turning. Hollowood isn’t able … Continue reading