I’d Lie About Disney’s Live Action ‘Pinocchio’, But…
I’d have a longer nose.
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Of Course ‘Mulan’ is Getting A Live-Action Remake
In other news, Disney’s entire remake schedule revealed!
‘Rescue Rangers’ Movie To Further Retard Our Cultural Growth
Ki-ki-ki-kill me now.
FRANCHISE ME: Superman (1948)
The Man of Steel gets all serial.
Never Let Me Go, Prince Charming
Disney scares up a CINDERELLA director from the local One-Hour Photo.
IAN MCSHANE Adds Some Grit To Universal’s SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN
McShane to be a leader of short men.