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BRAND NEW OCEANVIEW

Today marks the arrival of the first real Ocean’s Thirteen trailer. It’s similar in tone and format to the teaser everyone’s seen, but it gives more background as to what the caper is this time and why they’re getting together again under even riskier circumstances to make it happen. There’s a neat visual flourish or two, some … Continue reading

AS IF ON CUE, CHUCK AND LARRY TRAILERIZE

Speaking of messing with Chuck and Larry (as Devin did here just yesterday), the trailer has arrived with intention of adding proof to the critical pudding. And it does. Kind of. It’s got Rob Schneider offensively portraying some ethnicity under gobs of crappy make-up and feels like another attempt at polished (yet baseline unfunny) Sandler … Continue reading

PATRICE LECONTE SUBSCRIBES TO SWANK

Patrice Leconte is a masterful director of underwhelmingly perfect movies, and I’ve a feeling that this innocuousness is going to serve him well in the American market, though it doesn’t appear he’ll have much, if anything, to do with Hilary Swank’s remake of Intimate Strangers, which, by the way, was even more inconsequential than The … Continue reading

DEATH ON THE RIVIERA

As if I weren’t already looking forward to Death Proof enough, Variety is reporting that writer-director Quentin Tarantino is prepping an extended cut to perhaps screen in competition at Cannes. That his currently eighty-seven minute segment of Grindhouse has the potential to run a full two hours without padding shouldn’t come as a surprise to … Continue reading

THE PROGNOSTICATOR: APRIL 2007

You’re reading that article header correctly — the column that wouldn’t die has again…not…died. But for once, the fickleness of the Prognosticator’s general character and publishing schedule is justified, since it’s the perfect quality to embody April, that month of unreliable weather and wacky release dates. Not only is this month slammed with filler and … Continue reading