For all those offended by the terrible, terrible play on Limp Bizkit’s crapfest "Rollin’", I’m sorry. On to the story. Thanks to the success of a little spring movie called 300, Zack Snyder gets to make the Watchmen movie no one could get off the ground, WB is raking in gobs of cash and midget … Continue reading
So you may have heard about Bug. You may even be anticipating its release later this month. [Note from Devin: You should be – it’s really good!] The one-sheet that’s been attached to the movie (see it now!) has been an icky "Something’s under that dudes skin and it spells BUG!" poster, obviously inspired by … Continue reading
Welcome to the next CHUD List. We’ve tackled our essentials list and the continued revelation of our Kills List from 2003, and now that we’ve begun the beguine, we must continue. Behold: The CHUD.com Top 50 Disappointments. A quick word on the criteria. We could very easily have spent this whole article discussing sequels and … Continue reading
Signs are there for a reason. And not like a crazy god is telling you to hit the aliens with a baseball bat/water type of reason.
Last week, we reported on an upcoming film that, judging by the message board responses we received, many of you can’t wait to see: South of the Border. Oh, sorry! That’s Grizzly Park. South of the Border is the one no one gave two craps about. Unless you’ve suddenly developed an interest in movies about … Continue reading
David Ayer’s The Night Watchman is turning into quite the testosterone-soaked cop melodrama. One month after snagging Forrest Whitaker to play the corrupt captain of an elite LAPD unit who frames his protégé (played by Keanu Reeves) for the murder of a fellow officer, Ayer has now landed the easy-on-the-eyes duo of Hugh Laurie and … Continue reading
I warned you that this column would occasionally be bloggy. This is one of those times. Turn back now. ‘You fuckin’ cracka. You want to kill me? You can’t kill me, you fuckin’ white boy.’ I was sitting on a slow moving train at 4 in the morning last week, listening to this drunk black … Continue reading
I was pretty stunned when former porn blogger Luke Ford got cast as the lead in the new Mummy film. For one thing, he’s way too old to play Brendan Fraser’s son. But you can see where my confusion came up – they have cast a guy named Luke Ford in The Mummy 3, and … Continue reading
I’m gasping for air. Not because the new Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surver trailer is that good, although I think it is pretty damn spiffy. No, it’s because I’ve been forced to consider the possibility that the film itself may be an absolute blast. I may have to go in with an open … Continue reading
Oh, what’s the use? According to the employer of that weirdo Scott Holleran, director Shawn Levy’s five movies have grossed over $575 million, which averages out to around $115 million per picture. He is obscenely bankable. He also has no pretensions to greatness because he has thus far expressed zero interest in making a halfway … Continue reading