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REVIEW: EASTERN PROMISES (RUSS’ TAKE)

As announced on Saturday, this was the winner of TIFF ’07’s People’s Choice Award. Way to go, Canada! With Eastern Promises, David Cronenberg has made the most accessible film of his career. Applying long-standing interests in transformation and duality to familiar subjects (gangsters and their victims) he’s turned out a tale of mafia machinations that … Continue reading

TOUCH MTV FILMS, THEY’RE SICK

The first time I saw a promo for HBO’s Flight of the Conchords, I was sorely tempted to buy a ticket for the “Man, HBO’s Sunday nights are fucking done” train. After exploding with a long string of landmark pop culture touchstones, it almost seemed like a regression to throw up this tiny musical/comedy weirdness … Continue reading

MASTER MAKOWSKI

I don’t know the first thing about Max Makowski’s work, so it’s entirely possible that the "Hong Kong-based" director is just the guy to bring the popular 1970s television series Kung Fu to the big screen. But until I have a better sense of his worthiness, I am going to make light of his presumed … Continue reading

DELLAMORTE’S BO WRAP – 9/14/07

1999 Little Red Corvette Joy in Repetition Uptown Kiss 1 The Brave One $14,015,000 $5,087 $14,015,000 2 3:10 to Yuma $9,150,000 (-34.8%) $3,430 $28,549,000 3 Mr. Woodcock $9,100,000 $4,078 $9,100,000 4 Dragon Wars $5,376,000 $2,363 $5,376,000 5 Superbad $5,200,000 (-31.1%) $1,786 $111,336,000 6 Halloween $5,011,000 (-47.3%) $1,642 $51,264,000 7 The Bourne Ultimatum $4,151,000 (-26.8%) $1,589 … Continue reading

STEADY LEAK: WAR OF THE GUN PORNS

The last two films I saw in the theater are oddly familiar in a few aspects and the response I’ve noticed to them represent how weird this world of cinema is and how a few tonal decisions can take two different yet similar films and create such an impasse between them. Additionally, the one I … Continue reading

REVIEW: BRAVE ONE, THE

Neil Jordan’s The Brave One positions Jodie Foster, finally, as the butch badass we’ve always known waited within her. He goes so far as to let us watch her transformation from a blithely happy woman in love to shattered gunslinger, and Foster, for her part, plays it well. She looks so natural blowing away kids … Continue reading

BOND GOES SOUTH FOR ROMANCE

As we near the December start date for the as-yet-untitled twenty-second installment in the James Bond series, plot and character details are beginning to get meted out in a very controlled, supremely boring fashion. Thus far, we’ve learned that the story will pick up right after the finale of Casino Royale, with Bond facing down … Continue reading

DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE – 9/14/07

And the festivals keep coming. Very exciting for good movies. Alas, for normal folk outside of New York and LA, the pickins are leftovers, and shit. Though Dragon Wars should feature Dragons. So that’s something.THE ART HOUSE CIRCUITThis week Across the Universe, Eastern Promises, and In the Valley of Elah (with the last two real … Continue reading