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A Nice Hard Slap – Punk Covers Are Dumb.

A Nice Hard Slap – Punk Covers are Dumb. Alien Ant Farm’s Smooth Criminal?Automatic Hotel’s Brown-Eyed Girl?The hundreds of other covers of hot songs by “punk” bands? DUMB. Forget that the punk movement is long dead. Forget that music shifts the definitions of music to keep people from stopping and realizing how shitty most of … Continue reading

Slow-Motion Quick-Draw #21 – Apathy.

    Saw the trailer for next week’s Lakeview Terrace not too long ago.  There’s a couple decent reasons to check that movie out, for sure.  My crush on Kerry Washington just keeps on growing, as does my appreciation for the deceptively bland Patrick Wilson (see Little Children: smart performance, good movie), and Sam Jackson … Continue reading

Blog Wars Part 3

Part 1 Part 2 Previously on Blog Wars: The screaming tumor rips its way out of Armstrong’s skin, and slathers the entire bar, tender, Christ, Gacy, and the three bikers included, in the biker’s vital fluids. Christ wipes some of the gore from his face, then continues fumbling in his pockets, but no one seems … Continue reading