Part 1Part 2Part 3 Previously on Blog Wars:Travolta must speak to Cruise urgently and a phone call won’t do. He must stare into his eyes and know the answer to this quandary. As he flies off, in the three or four block distance that there is between their two houses, he contemplates what he will … Continue reading
via David A. Barrios (freelance writer) Part 1Part 2Part 3Part 4 Previously on Blog Wars: Todd put down McSweeneys number 58 (subtitled A Heartbreaking Corpse of Staggering Exquisiteness) and could barely hide his disappointment. It started off promisingly enough with Jonathan Safran Foer’s body horror experiment, and Zadie Smith taking on scientology seemed promising enough, … Continue reading
<body> Okay, let’s start here. If you please, follow the link and read the article. It’s interesting as hell and I can wait, I’ve got laundry in. http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080910-large-hadron-collider-comes-online-world-fails-to-end.html So, the world hasn’t ended then, right? However… A couple of nights ago my wife arrived home from work, rushing in and interrupting whatever I was listening … Continue reading
Gangster films never go out of style. They dramatize a life that, to outsiders, appears to be fun, exhilarating and financially beneficial. Very few are capable of shining a light on the best and worst of the lifestyle and showing the audience what it’s really like to live the dream, while fearing for your well-being … Continue reading
I’ve learned a few things about people in my day. Not a whole lot, seeing as I’m still horribly awkward in some conversations and have been known to give a backhanded compliment on a few occasions (not purposely, mind you). Of the lessons I’ve learned, this is the most important one: DON’T ask a woman … Continue reading
PART 1PART 2PART 3PART 4PART 5 Previously on Blog Wars:Suddenly, Lance Armstrong dropped dead. Jodie Foster, Jesus and John Wayne Gacy looked down at the bar at the Cyclist Corpse. Jesus laughs“This reminds of the time when Michael Landon and I were in Belgium. No, wait…it was Amsterdam. Not that it matters. A change in … Continue reading
Halloween is still more then a month away, and I haven’t seen a single person in costume, or even stepped into a single costume shop. I have no idea what’s even bing made available. That said, I can state with every ounce of my most sure fire conviction that I’m already sick of Joker costumes. … Continue reading
Talk of The Thing prequel/sequel is cropping up once again
What? The? Fuck? America shows good taste? How is this possible? The Coens are Numero Uno!
One of our great writers is gone.