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EXCLUSIVE CHICKEN LITTLE CHARACTER CARD

Boy is that picture ever familiar. Above is a character card for Disney’s first all-CGI feature, Chicken Little, opening as the text says, November 4th. The film stars our beloved Zach Braff as the titular character, who believes the sky is falling and who may just be right this time. The character above, Hollywood Abby, … Continue reading

MORE MUTANT MISHIGOSS

I was away for about two weeks and wasn’t really following the movie news that closely (I was far too busy making it, baby!), so maybe I missed the announcement of 400 other characters joining. Or maybe the guys at Xmenfilms.net are getting fed bogus spoilers. But at any rate, here’s a list of mutants … Continue reading

SIC SEMPER HARRISON FORD!

Harrison Ford hasn’t made a movie I like even a little bit since 1994’s Clear and Present Danger. And honestly, I like him the least out of that whole movie. I don’t want to piss off Fetal Femme Eileen, an avowed Ford supporter, but the guy’s career has been treading shallow water for a decade … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 9.21.05

I’ve started fresh with the Graboid, going for a more polished and tougher perspective. If you get them from now on it’ll be because you’re an astute fan of movies. I’m not going to make it easy and it’s going to be from something I either like or find it fun to put on the … Continue reading

TORONTO FILM FESTIVAL: DAY NINE

Day One | Day Two | Day Three | Day Four | Day Five | Day SixDay Seven| Day Eight | Day Nine It’s almost depressing to walk around here as the festival breathes its last. Yesterday the Manulife Center (where the press and industry screenings largely occur) was like a ghost town. Today isn’t … Continue reading

PRODUCING AN INTERNATIONAL TRAILER

There’s an international trailer for The Producers, and after watching it the movie has shot to the top of my excitement list. I was always looking forward to the big screen version of the theatrical version of Mel Brooks’ big screen original, but the international trailer perfectly showcases the kind of broadness and sass I … Continue reading

RETURN OF TARANTINOWATCH™!

MTV.com has a big, meandering conversation with Quentin Tarantino running, where the endlessly loquacious director  talks about many of his upcoming projects. QT spills some of the beans on Grindhouse, the faux-double feature he is making with Robert Rodriguez. "His movie is called ‘Planet Terror,’ and mine is called ‘Death Proof,’ " Tarantino revealed. "Mine … Continue reading

SLITHERING TO MARCH?

As most of you are now aware, the release calendar is a lot different today than it was five years ago. A few horror flicks turned January and February into golden spots and films like The Matrix turned late March into a goldmine and the unofficial beginning of the blockbuster season. People can piss and … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 9.20.05

I’ve started fresh with the Graboid, going for a more polished and tougher perspective. If you get them from now on it’ll be because you’re an astute fan of movies. I’m not going to make it easy and it’s going to be from something I either like or find it fun to put on the … Continue reading